ANGER/WRATH
1. With whom did you last get angry? hippies in LAX security who smelled like pot
2. What is your weapon of choice? apathy
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? i would hit them with my best shot...
4. How about of the same sex? fire away!
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? probably those hippies. they gave me poverty stares later.
6. What is your pet peeve? inconsistence
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? i cannot keep a grudge at all.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you’re supposed to do daily that you haven’t done in a long time? i would say exercise and eat right. i can usually manage one of the two but not both.
2. What is the latest you’ve ever woken up? i really don't think i've ever really slept past 2pm
3. Name a person you’ve been meaning to contact, but haven’t. i need to call Jenn
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? i avoided alive at 5 today because i wanted to hang out at home alone with jane at work, but then i went out anyway (not to alive at 5)
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones…)? i lusted after everything ron popeil
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? yesterday
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? ha! good one.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? iced chai
2. Meat eater? i eat meat but not dairy this week
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you’ve had in one sitting/outing/event? does mardi gras count as a single event? if so, 2006 MG, if not, then the all-star race in 2007, wherein i consumed roughly 40 beers
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? i used some ww stuff but i never paid them for it. i got it all secondhand
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? yes.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? salty, salty, salty
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, “LUNCH? maybe. i was a real fattie once.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? half a dozen, maybe 10.
2. What’s your guilty pleasure store? nordstrom
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? pay off my house and travel
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? yes, if i only had to work 40 hours a week and had 6 weeks vacation
6. Have you ever stolen anything? the legs poster
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? about 3800
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you’re most proud of? my travels
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? i don't need their money
3. What things would you like to accomplish in your life? buy a business, work for an airline, be a polyglot, visit all 7 continents...
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? yes
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? yes
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? sure
7. What did you do today that you’re proud of? i didn't kill anyone for cheese...
ENVY
1. What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? a job
2. Who would you want to go on reality tv with? kara
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? i thought it would be cool to live eric's life, but only very temporarily
4. Have you ever been cheated on? no
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? yeah
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? patience
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? pride
LUST
1. Would you be in a relationship based only on incredable sex? sure
2. Do you have to see your boyfriend/girlfriend everyday? i hope not
3. Do you prefer good looks over manners? no. i need a well-mannered man, but pretty gets away with more
4. Do you make love or have sex? the latter.
5. How long was your last relationship? define relationship... i barely get past a month before i'm bored.
6. Do you like cuddling? yeah, i do, but i can't sleep on my side without feeling like hell for several days afterward
7. Are you easily pressured into sex? depends. if i find them attractive, and not horribly annoying, i'm pretty much good to go.