[Alas, you're being visited by the Drunk Dialing! fairy. Sorry in advance.]
[And really, it's pretty damn obvious, what with the slurring and the stuttering and the rather fail attempt at anger. It all comes out more tired than anything.]
Sen-Senji?
[There's a pause, before--]
Were you born a dick, or did som-something happen to make you such a-- a dick?
I don't think it's... sake though. It's a little grapey. Like some kind of... wine. Wine. I was just thinking about that because someone called it--
...was that you? Sake is a Japan thing, right? Oh! Someone was offering to teach... Japanese. Um. I don't remember his name. I wish he were here before, when you--
[Clink. She sets the bottle down.]
You're going to... um.
Hm.
[She's distracted now. And kind of hangs up by accident.]
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[And really, it's pretty damn obvious, what with the slurring and the stuttering and the rather fail attempt at anger. It all comes out more tired than anything.]
Sen-Senji?
[There's a pause, before--]
Were you born a dick, or did som-something happen to make you such a-- a dick?
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That's a good one, man. You stay up all night thinkin' of that gem?
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Tch, no. I've had it for a looooong time.
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I'm real honored.
But I ain't exactly in the mood to give out my whole life story to some drunken ape, so I guess it sucks to be you, huh?
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I don't think it's... sake though. It's a little grapey. Like some kind of... wine. Wine. I was just thinking about that because someone called it--
...was that you? Sake is a Japan thing, right? Oh! Someone was offering to teach... Japanese. Um. I don't remember his name. I wish he were here before, when you--
[Clink. She sets the bottle down.]
You're going to... um.
Hm.
[She's distracted now. And kind of hangs up by accident.]
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[...little more time.]
[...]
Have you been drinkin' that shit? You're even more incoherent than normal.
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I... sorry about that.
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...ah, don't answer that, I probably don't want to know.
I thought that stuff wasn't supposed to work on you.
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I ought to blame you for this damn headache.
[GUESS WHO HAD SOME OF THAT WINE LAST WEEKEND. :| Guess who is very hung over now.]
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What do I have to do with your headache?
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Should I be more flattered about the first comment or the second?
...I told you originally I had no interest in alcohol. [And now he's gotten drunk no less than five times. He blames you. B|]
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I remember. No wonder, you can't hold your liquor for shit. It was a pain in the ass just to get you to--
[...oh, wait.]
Hey, it's not my fault you're off gettin' drunk all the time now.
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Do you have any names for the memorial? Nagi said that you might. Well, he said that you'd been here longer than ...most of us. So...
...um. Just let me know, okay?
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Are you here?
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What is it?
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[...]
Nothing, really. I just... felt like talking to you. Is that okay?
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Yeah... sure. I guess I ain't that busy.
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