QOTN

[clayemore]

"Can you speak other languages?"
"I can sing 'Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes in Czechoslovakian. You know, the important stuff."

Comments

[arichi]

There was a time when I knew how to ask "Is your daughter eighteen?" in five different languages.

[evox3]

You should've learned how to ask "is your daughter legal?" That way if the age of consent is less than 18, you're not shortchanging yourself.

[firetie]

What about "how much for your women?" It's a standard for any real blues brothers fan

[arichi]

Ah. Good plan.