I want everyone who reads this to ask me three questions. They can be anything at all, and I promise to answer them honestly. You can even ask more than three if you want. In any case, ask away.
- I'm looking into it. I can't make any promises, though. Money is a definite issue with that show. - Wonderful. Today a Nintendo rep came in and gave me a free metallic GameCube calculator. It's super cool. - I ate him. He is making a non-stop journey to my colon as we speak.
1. If you could go back and change the single most influential moment in your life, what would you change and why? 2. What single person (living or dead [no family... or Jesus]) would you ask for guidance and then do that for the rest of your life? 3. To who would you give the credit for influencing your life the most thus far?
1. I can't imagine I'd ever change the most influential moments in my life (I don't know if I could punpoint just one). I'm happy with my life the way it is now, and I wouldn't change the past that shaped the present. If I HAD to, I probably would have stuck with college for longer than I did. 2. Right now, I'd have to say my girlfriend. I really, really trust her guidance these days (as she's been very, very helpful to me). 3. If I still can't say Jesus, then I'd say my mother. If I can say Jesus, then I'd say Jesus.
1) If a question was hit by a bus filled with screaming people, with Sandra Bullock driving, and Keanu Reeves trying to stop Gary Oldman from blowing the bus up, does that mean that Speed 2 was a good idea?
2) Several times you have mentioned that you enjoy dancing the hustle, while chugging anti-freeze under a full moon, what effect do you think this would have on the gravitational pull of the sun?
3) Is Gary Oldman really in Speed? Or is it someother dude? Why are there so many questions contained within this one overarching question? What is going on with that? Also, What is the deal with airline food? Are Jerry Seinfeld impressions still funny?
1. No scenario in the history of human life could possibly make Speed 2 a good idea. It's just not possible.
2. First of all, I don't recall ever saying that (but that's beside the point). I'm guessing though that my doing so will eventually pull the Earth towards the sun, causing massive chaos and terror throughout the world. But it's a secret, so don't tell anyone.
3. I don't know, it might be, I don't know, I'm not sure, it sucks, and no.
1. How can I make friends? 2. What is the secret to your pizzaz/Why are you so cool? 3. Do you find that you don't like the same flavor in different foods? For example, orange pop vs orange jello?
1. I've found that it's not as hard as one might think, but that's still easier said than done. It's all about initiating conversation, and all you really need for that is a hello...and it kinda goes from there. I know you're shy, which I know doesn't make it any easier, but I know you better than most people and I definitely think you have it in you. My most important advice to you is this: you clearly have the drive and interest to make friends, and that's practically half the battle. All you have to do is not be afraid, or worried, or any of those other stinky and negative thoughts out there.
2. I never really thought I was all that cool, so I guess you'd have to ask the people who do. I'll say this, though - I'm told that chicks dig a guy who can play guitar. :P
3. I like all things orange, but I do see what you mean. At work, we sell Sour apple pops with hot chocolate ooze flavor. I looove hot chocolate, but...yeah. I think that speaks for itself.
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How is your job going?
Where IS Waldo?
Sorry I'm boring
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- Wonderful. Today a Nintendo rep came in and gave me a free metallic GameCube calculator. It's super cool.
- I ate him. He is making a non-stop journey to my colon as we speak.
And you're not boring. Don't be silly.
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2. What single person (living or dead [no family... or Jesus]) would you ask for guidance and then do that for the rest of your life?
3. To who would you give the credit for influencing your life the most thus far?
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2. Right now, I'd have to say my girlfriend. I really, really trust her guidance these days (as she's been very, very helpful to me).
3. If I still can't say Jesus, then I'd say my mother. If I can say Jesus, then I'd say Jesus.
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Are tehre reasons besides legalization of Marijuana that you joined the Libertarian Party?
What is the Meaning of Life?
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- Yes.
- To make mistakes, ask questions, and live out loud for what you believe in.
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But cool answers actually.
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2) Several times you have mentioned that you enjoy dancing the hustle, while chugging anti-freeze under a full moon, what effect do you think this would have on the gravitational pull of the sun?
3) Is Gary Oldman really in Speed? Or is it someother dude? Why are there so many questions contained within this one overarching question? What is going on with that? Also, What is the deal with airline food? Are Jerry Seinfeld impressions still funny?
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2. First of all, I don't recall ever saying that (but that's beside the point). I'm guessing though that my doing so will eventually pull the Earth towards the sun, causing massive chaos and terror throughout the world. But it's a secret, so don't tell anyone.
3. I don't know, it might be, I don't know, I'm not sure, it sucks, and no.
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2. What is the secret to your pizzaz/Why are you so cool?
3. Do you find that you don't like the same flavor in different foods? For example, orange pop vs orange jello?
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2. I never really thought I was all that cool, so I guess you'd have to ask the people who do. I'll say this, though - I'm told that chicks dig a guy who can play guitar. :P
3. I like all things orange, but I do see what you mean. At work, we sell Sour apple pops with hot chocolate ooze flavor. I looove hot chocolate, but...yeah. I think that speaks for itself.
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