I get the letter a few weeks ago, right before Lord Land stopped the mail for like EVER. The letter is from the higher-ups of the Farmingdale Village committee and they are happily gushing on about being chosen for the LIRR stop for all things US Open. This means that train riders specifically heading to the golf course are to get off in my town ( Read more... )

I fucking HATE Punch Day ( Read more... )

Lord Land!

He takes it again this week! Two weeks into the You've Got Balls! competition and he's already dominating the rankings. Mad skillz, dude.

So I filled you in on the whole left a note on my door instead of confronting us thing but did I fail to mention that he also stopped the mail? And not just his mail, OUR mail. In his letter he ( Read more... )

I got a thing for voice actors. It's totally not obvious so I feel compelled to tell you ( Read more... )

A lot of BLOGs have a niche or a certain format they follow. Kim has her American Idol theme that she cashes in on for 12 weeks give or take an Idols Give Back week. Once every seven days she gets to be funny and recap what goes down on the stage. I also frequent a BLOG that has a thing called Wii Fit Wednesdays which encourages me to share stories ( Read more... )

Steve and I tried a real pet two years ago. One you can actually see. One that breathes and sheds and eats its own poop. Oh yes, Riley apparently knew something that all of us didn't. Poop is not only edible but it's so good he devours it before you can reach him to smack his bottom. Riley is a Puggle. He's cute but stupid, cuddly but spiteful and ( Read more... )

When Cameron discovers my new found love of anime and manga several months back, he proposes I come up for the Anime Convention in Boston. Before I even finish reading his sentence I'm already planning this trip. One night in January I ask Steve if he wants to go and he grunts in reply. I take this as a yes and begin registration for the weekend. I ( Read more... )

I hear his little feet pad across the wooden floor towards the attic stairs. He stops at the bottom and peers up into the room above where I'm making the bed ( Read more... )

I'm going on my seventh year of riding the LIRR daily. Sure there was a year of not doing it because I was at Genesis and also the few months when dad fired me from the Surge, but basically it's been seven years of commuting. The first year of commuting is done by myself but the second year I join my dad on the Port Jeff line every morning at 720. ( Read more... )

It's beautiful today. The sun is out and bright and warm, people are generally in a better mood, the snow is quickly melting down into street drains and I'm sitting inside for the third hour waiting for my truck to be finished with a routine oil change that turned into, "You need a new battery on your 18 month old car. And yes, we are definitely ( Read more... )