[Voice Post]

[clean_cuffs]

If you zap me one more time, I swear on my gun I'm chucking you in the damned lake. I don't respond very well to compulsion

Comments

[judgegabranth]

Balthier? Pirate!? Are you well? What was it that you speaking about?

Balthier?

...Did he perish?

[clean_cuffs]

I wouldn't perish at the hands of a cactoid Gabranth, certainly not at my level!

[judgegabranth]

[He actually chuckled at that.]

A mere fiend such as that warranted such a scream from you?

[Voice]

[dynast_daughter]

[Footsteps, and a sharp gasp]

Balthier? What in the name of-

[Voice]

[clean_cuffs]

[Resembles a rather handsome pincushion]

When we return to Ivalice, I'm making it a personal duty to wipe out every last cactoid that ever had the misfortune of being born.

[Voice]

[dynast_daughter]

[She mumbles something about value to the desert villagers]

Do you... do you require aid, to remove the needles?

[Voice]

[clean_cuffs]

[Mumbles something about cactoids being the worst kind of vermin]

Please. I have some where I can't reach. I'll... remove the ones in more sensitive areas privately though.

[daddyslilpyro]

Your instincts are getting sluggish.

[clean_cuffs]

I'm easily swayed by the lovely curves of a fine engine. Especially put together by my own hands.

[daddyslilpyro]

So swayed you just... don't notice a monster right there?

[clean_cuffs]

They're not exactly large or noisy creatures.

[to_blossom]

Oi, oi... Are you still alive?

[clean_cuffs]

No, my vengeful spirit is speaking to you all and commanding a mass genocide of cacti so I might rest in peace.

Of course I'm alive! The leading man never dies.

[to_blossom]

[Flat] Har har.

Well, that was some shout. ...The "leading man"?

[ihasastopwatch]

...you alright?