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[clean_cuffs]

Well, since everyone has a flair for the dramatics lately...

Fran,

Should anything... untoward happen to me in this battle, take my body back to Bhujerba. I'd like to be buried there. In a tomb. The kind of tomb we would raid for all its riches and splendor. A tomb big enough for me and the Strahl. Marble. With gilt. You know, the good stuff.

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[priceoftruth]

((i'll put up an intelligent response later but HAHA YOU ACTUALLY DID IT

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ON SECOND THOUGHT I THINK BALTHIER'S HEAD IS NOT MASSIVE ENOUGH ON THE SPHINX TO ENCOMPASS HIS EPIC EGO. but ilu anyway))

[clean_cuffs]

((YOU'RE NO LONGER ALLOWED TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH WHEN I'M PLAYING XII OR THESE HORRIBLE THINGS HAPPEN.))

[priceoftruth]

((YOU LOVE IT WHEN I OPEN MY MOUTH AND HORRIBLE THINGS HAPPEN))

[clean_cuffs]

((SHH. IF I KEEP TELLING MYSELF OTHERWISE I CAN CONTINUE TO DENY THE TWOOOOOOOF!))

[adventlead]

You know they'd just bring you back to life...

((ooc: Sorry, I just had to comment because that picture is...is AMAZING.))

[clean_cuffs]

They must have quite a stock of phoenix downs.

((ooc: Balthier's eyebrow loves you?))

[adventlead]

Doubt it. I think it was something else.

((ooc: Aww. Oh yay.))

[priceoftruth]

I think he's only saying any of that for the theatrics.

[exotictaste]

I shall visit your grave everyday, Balthier. With your favorite flower.

[clean_cuffs]

Oh, you mean those flowering cactoids? I am so very fond of the little scamps.

[exotictaste]

They would die you know. No sunlight..Perhaps you can have a private garden on the back top of your tomb.

ooc: I forget to mention after I burst laughing out loud that you amazed me and I could cry in lol. Hope I get to talk to you seen on AIM hun xD

[clean_cuffs]

Yes, filled with the rarest blooms in all Ivalice so that my lonely spirit might wander wistfully among them and shoot anyone who dares to trespass on my lawn.

((I IS ON AIM<333))

[teaandlightning]

I do hope you will be so considerate as to find some way to keep your remains fragrant as we wait. A pungeant corpose is not a very kind present to leave one's grieving friends to remember a person by.

[ooc: AHAHAHAHA THAT PICTURE. I died.]

[clean_cuffs]

Why didn't you know? Even in death I smell of fine colognes and bath oils. My fragrance is heavenly.

[teaandlightning]

Oh, well, in that case I anticipate your death with an eager nose. Be sure to go out interestingly, so that I can compose an appropriately entertaining eulogy.

[clean_cuffs]

Would you think a man of my caliber would go out with nary a vast explosion?

I look forward to this eulogy. I'll be sure to have Fran cast Raise so I might at least hear it before being laid to rest.

[wayward_dream]

You want to be buried with the Strahl?

...Poor ship.

[clean_cuffs]

Yes. My ship shall be my coffin. Some exquisite monument to my legend as a sky pirate shall be my grave.

Vaan, be sure to steal me the finest gems from the Archadian treasure vaults. And ransack Draklor Laboratories for me while you're at it. For my honour!

[wayward_dream]

............

I think I'll stick with flowers.

[clean_cuffs]

What sort of apprentice are you? Not even sky pirate enough to go steal your dead mentor fine riches with which to decorate his grave.