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[clean_cuffs]

Ye gods, it's like the lot of you have gone mad.

Well, I haven't got time to deal with this... this... tomfoolery. Salvaging what supplies I can from Marshall Street apartments is already time consuming and deadly work

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[embracethewaves]

...Two cows?

((DSHGJFGAJ I LOVE YOU ...also YOU DON'T HAVE THE LICENSE FOR 2 COWS))

[clean_cuffs]

Yes. Do you want them?

((OOC: I LOVE YOU TOO. ALSO I AM GOING TO EDDIES TO GET ME SOME HAMBURGER HELPER. BECAUSE COWS ARE DELISH.))

[embracethewaves]

Um. I'm not sure what I'd do with cows.

((THERE WERE 2 COWS HERE. THEY'RE GONE NOW. also o rly adventuretiem?))

[clean_cuffs]

...Milk them?

((THERE'S A BLACK HOLE IN MY STOMACH. IT'S STILL THERE. yes. Yes it is.))

[the_blueblur]

...Rainbow...cows?

[clean_cuffs]

Angry rainbow cows.

[the_blueblur]

...Uh, Cap? Are you, uh, okay?

[adventlead]

I'll have them!

[clean_cuffs]

Hmm... I'll think about it.

[adventlead]

I can feed them the guts of these monsters.

[clean_cuffs]

...Right.

I'll keep that in mind.

[the_chaosblade]

...BITE YOUR TONGUE, PIRATE!

I am no hairy animal nor am I dumb! Take your childish jest someone else, Bunansa!

You are no better than your arrogant father!

[ooc: LOL TO THE MAX!]

[clean_cuffs]

Deeply wounded by your words, Gabranth. Like a sword to this old aching pirate heart of mine.

Really, get a hold of yourself man, or do I need Mateus to cool your heels?

[OOC: LULZ FTW.]

[the_chaosblade]

Dare call a Judge Magister of the Order of Judges...dumb, loyal, hairy animal?!

Has sanity lost you as well, Bunansa?

And to think, I thought there some sort of good floundering about with the lot of a criminal like you!

You and your ridic-

...you still have that beast with you?

[ooc: Doggie Gabranth, gonna draw that soon]

[clean_cuffs]

Oh, I've said far worse to the Judges of Archades.

And am I really the one you should be asking that? I'm not the one standing on the seaport challenging a talking hedgehog to a duel to the death.

And of course I have Mateus with me. Espers; never leave home without one.

[ooc: it will be adorable. XD]

[dynast_daughter]

I believe he who is now calling himself my 'executioner' is being dealt with.

...How on the name of Faram, Balthier, did you acquire rainbow cows?