Hahahahahhahahha, I just choked and spit soda everywhere when I clicked to reply and saw deranged-smile Spongebob...I didn't even read it..the face alone made me almost die.
The dude I'm fucking keeps asking me, "is this just about sex for you?" I keep saying yes, because it is. He'll stop talking to me for like, three days, and then he'll call and want to hook up again. But he keeps asking the question and getting all butthurt every time I inform him once again that yes, THIS IS JUST ABOUT FUCKING.
does he think my answer will just suddenly change one day? jackass.
RIGHT? I like getting laid. I don't like talking about your feelings. and yeah, he has also given me the "I totally know when girls fake it" line. clearly he doesn't. :)
I used to fuck with him too and I'd be very obviously fake and he'd be all "see? I know!"..then I'd fake f'reals to get him the hell away from me and he'd be all "isn't that better than pretending?"
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Hahaha.
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<3 so hard, now. BE MINE!!!
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<3
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Off to slut it up for the night.
I APPROVE! [/enthusiastic caps]
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I keep saying yes, because it is.
He'll stop talking to me for like, three days, and then he'll call and want to hook up again.
But he keeps asking the question and getting all butthurt every time I inform him once again that yes, THIS IS JUST ABOUT FUCKING.
does he think my answer will just suddenly change one day? jackass.
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FIIIINALLY SOMEONE ELSE WHO GETS IT!
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I like getting laid. I don't like talking about your feelings.
and yeah, he has also given me the "I totally know when girls fake it" line.
clearly he doesn't. :)
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(and we totally have been called floozies!)
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I used to fuck with him too and I'd be very obviously fake and he'd be all "see? I know!"..then I'd fake f'reals to get him the hell away from me and he'd be all "isn't that better than pretending?"
(thumbs up!)
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