It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

[clear_simple]

i had this dream where alan broke up w/ me w/ a kite. there was this kite and it said "i'm a kite now we can't be together, cuz i'm a kite" but it was a voice recording so i went inside crying or whatever, and i look outside and alans sneaking the kite down, so i run outside all like "YOU"RE NOT A KITE!" and he says "no, this hot girl gretchun

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you are NOT a kite

[spacehogpop8]

i'm sorry but that line is so funny. i can't be with you cause i'm a kite that sucks dreams are constantly fucking with us i swear