I'm always home. I'm uncool.

[clearambiguity]

This next week stands before me, imposing, leering down at me as if to cast some doubt on my capability as a college student

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[skierdt]

This quote works well in several more ways than the obvious one:

Gimli: "Three already Legolas!"
Legolas: "I have seventeen!"

I await next week with great joy, almost as much as I laughingly await a nod and a smirk.

If you get the Gimli/Legolas thing in all of its contexts, you merit entrance into *it*