Comments | clearlyunseen: 'Twas the season to be Jewish.

clearlyunseen

'Twas the season to be Jewish.

Dec 26, 2004 06:06

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Happy Holidays:) everythingfaded December 26 2004, 00:18:47 UTC

:P Well, I'm not a Jew and I ain't watching TV. I'm doing my hw and finishing up reports so i have less work later. :) I'm so proud of myself. :P

bazooka joe. clearlyunseen December 26 2004, 00:54:15 UTC

You crazy.

Re: bazooka joe. everythingfaded December 26 2004, 01:29:31 UTC

hahahahaha i know. :P

gates. clearlyunseen December 28 2004, 11:22:45 UTC

Knowledge, my friend, knowledge!

kisskiss_luxury December 27 2004, 11:30:46 UTC

Oh, my dear.

resurrection. clearlyunseen December 27 2004, 12:16:48 UTC

Objection?

lunalunera88 December 27 2004, 15:56:52 UTC

Uhhhhhhh, MAZELTOV CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::watches as another jew hangs their head in shame at Erika's attempt to be cute::

BANANA. clearlyunseen December 28 2004, 10:54:05 UTC

Is that your menorah or are you just happy to see me?

sapphiredragon December 29 2004, 12:10:11 UTC

I never got to read if I were santa because my computer sucks and wouldn't download the document. Copy and paste please?

funny, adj., Causing laughter or amusement. clearlyunseen January 1 2005, 20:24:49 UTC

if i were santaSanta had been having problems for quite a while now. He couldn’t keep track of what everyone wanted, and it seemed no one wanted to help him. The kids wanted toys, but seemed to hate the authentic from-Santa’s-sleigh-for-real Hess trucks he brought them every year (the Hess truck was actually his favorite toy). The teenagers wanted him to sign their permission slips for their illegal piercing, but Santa was not one for breaking the law, strangely enough; he broke the Law of Gravity many a time. The parents just wanted their kids to shut up, but seemed disappointed when they saw the Hess trucks. And, finally, the seniors wanted their medicine, but he had no sympathy for them because he was already 600 years old and still dealing with a bunch of rabid reindeers. If he could do it, they could do it ( ... )

Re: funny, adj., Causing laughter or amusement. sapphiredragon January 4 2005, 14:45:59 UTC

Hilarious, dahling. I saw the man hands thing too. Must everything be a Seinfeld reference?

recount! clearlyunseen January 4 2005, 16:48:01 UTC

No, there can also be Jew-ish references, Michael Jackson references, Michael Moore references, Presidential-candidate references, naked-people references, terrorist references, and references to the stupidity that makes me ultimately charming.

But, yeah, everything probably has to be a Seinfeld reference.