OH-HO-HO!
So this was the ~SECRET CHARACTER~ list I made for my last meme
1 Spanner
2 Squalo
3 Mukuro
4 Lal Mirch
5 Lambo
6 Hibari
7 Dino
8 Ryohei
9 Gokudera
10 Bianchi
11 Yamamoto
12 Byakuran
13 Shouichi
14 Gamma
15 Tsuna
And here are the answers to your lulzy questions XD man, I don't think I did some of them justice.
From dame_batsie
Shouichi was snooping around in Bianchi’s room looking for underwear to steal (for sniffing). During this raid, Shouichi comes across something very interesting: a used condom. What is Shouichi's reaction?
“asf,ksdgalk w-well I did not just see this”
Then he’ll start wondering if Bianchi is cheating on Reborn or if the infant is still…uh…
And since Reborn is a BAMF like that, Shouichi would rather believe that they are still doing it than to even consider the thought of Bianchi cheating on Reborn. >: poor Shouichi, so many weirdos.
In actuality the used condom would be something Bianchi kept from way back when, because she is an obsessive lover like that. IDK if it would be more traumatizing for Shouichi to know THIS or to think that they are still getting it on.
Tsuna, Spanner, Lambo and Gokudera are contestants in a beauty pageant. What do each do for the talent competition, and who ends up winning?
XD oh myy
Tsuna would do something he would have to learn right before the competition, because he has no ‘special talents.’ It might be a magic trick or a dance number that he totally messes up.
Spanner does a presentation about his new mosca prototype. Or maybe he assembles a computer in 51 seconds flat.
Lambo does something…crazy.
Gokudera would perform a piano piece that sounds so amazing and beautiful that everyone is left in tears at the end, even Spanner’s mosca, but not Spanner.
It would kill him if he placed before the Tenth but Gokudera would win, The poor boy :< Actually, it would be worse if all of a sudden Lambo switched places with his older self and the judges are like “! AMAZING MAGIC TRICK!” and then name Lambo the winner and OMG THAT STUPID COW CAN’T WIN FIRST PLACE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING CHANGE YOUR DECISION TO THE TENTH BEFORE I BLOW UP YOUR STUPID ASS
Squalo finds out that he or she is actually blood-related to Mukuro who is, unfortunately, a secret crush of Squalo. How does Squalo react?
By cutting of one of his body parts and vowing to never love again. :| Seriously.
If Squalo confessed, though, and Mukuro wanted to, he’d say something about how blood relation is a social construct and thus MEANINGLESS if it bears no impressions in Squalo’s psyche and he knows this because it’s way too easy for him to switch bodies and become another’s flesh and blood and anything this easy is MEANINGLESS and LIFE IS A GAME that humanity is doomed to lose -- and Squalo will kiss him to shut him up. Even though Mukuro says all of this without actually talking.
Gamma is writing a smut fanfiction of Lal Mirch and Byakuran. What is the title of the fanfic and what would the steamy summary be?
Omg this pairing is wrong on so many levels safhsa;gda and lol I…can’t imagine Gamma writing smut XD
I was thinking hatesex and introspection leading to flashbacks about Collonello and whether or not Byakuran knew him and Lal in a parallel world and WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN IF HE HAD NOT DIED AND OMG WHY DID THAT IDIOT TAKE ON THE CURSE ANGSTTTT. But since this is Gamma writing it, it would probably go like this:
Title: A Fitting End
Summary: After Uni defeats Byakuran, Byakuran becomes a slave in the Vongola household. One night, Lal Mirch forces Byakuran to become her sex slave. Warnings for bdsm, pegging, sexual torture, and character death.
Guess who Gamma kills, since he just LOVES Byakuran.
Hibari doesn't know how to drive and gets Yamamoto to teach him or her. How would the first lesson go?
AHAHAHA
Okay, so Hibari is tired of his bike for some reason and asks Yamamoto of all people to teach him to drive...XD never mind that they are the same age and whatever I’ll stop trying to think of the reason. It would start as Yamamoto asking where Hibari wants to practice and Hibari saying that he is not interesting in being trained. Yamamoto would just be like LOL OKAY THEN, and just teach him about the gears and controls and whatnot. What follows would be disastrous, as Hibari’s goal in life is too KILL EVERYONE and WHY ARE ALL THESE CARS CROWDING DO I NEED TO BITE THEM DEAD >|
“It’s just traffic! Ahaha ^^”
Then Hibari will proceed to DICIPLINE TRAFFIC by blasting their car ahead, and when their car becomes totaled and impossible to drive, he’ll probably get out and continue to DISIPLINE TRAFFIC with his tonfas. And this whole time Yamamoto is just apologizing to the other drivers with his hand behind his neck and laughing about special mafia cgi and going, “isn’t he an interesting guy”
Dino and Ryohei are a superhero duo. What would their names be and what powers would they have?
Oh hey, they are both actually really protective of civilians XD
Ryohei’s name would be something ingenious like EXTREME MAN and Dino can be…Prancing Horse.
So EXTREME MAN usually arrives on the scene with a loud yell of “EXTREME!” And if that doesn’t kill the enemy, he launches a SUPER CANNON FIST
Prancing Horse has mad whip skills and travels on a giant turtle that can turn bigger in water. The only catch is that his...butler Romario must always be watching him, or else he’s a mess.
Their joint attack would be called LOUD HORSE which involves Dino amplifying Ryohei battle cry with his whip, and it will look very badass.
From makeste
Hibari and Dino switch bodies! DO HIJINKS ENSUE? Do either of them try to use the switch to their advantage, or do they both just freak out and try to reverse it?
LMAOLMAO XD THIS TOTALLY EXISTS AS AN D18 FIC SOMEWHERE
If I don’t think slashily, Dino would probably wake up and not notice until he slumps off to the bathroom and sees himself in the mirror. Then he’d think he was going crazy trying to train this boy or some illusionist is messing with him and decides to reserve judgment until after he’s woken up a bit. But as he tries to put on his clothes and everything else, it dawns on him that he ISN’T the same as he was before and then he’d start freaking out like “ASLGK MY BODY ALKLIGHF MY BODYYY” and run out of his room with a ‘calm face’ (but fall down the stairs anyways) and demand as calmly and boss-like as possible that his men take him to Namimori RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THIS IS A GRAVE MATTER THE VISAGE OF THE CAVALLONE BOSS CANNOT BE DOING RANDOM BAD THINGS TO HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS AND WHAT HAPPENED TO KYOUYA I’M WORRIED
Hibari would either act like nothing happened and carry on with himself. I can totally imagine Dino fighting with tonfas and handcuffs and being all :| YOU MUST BE DISIPLINED. OR he would be like SEETHING IN RAGE and burst into Dino’s room like “FIX THIS CAVALLONE I REFUSE TO THINK THAT DAMN ILLUSIONIST MONKEY HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS”
Dino would probably go to Reborn for help. Who would probably not help him.
I can’t see either of them using this switch to their advantage XD unless I think slashily, wherein the whole scene would play out like:
“Cavallone, I demand that you fix this.”
“H-huh, oh wait, don’t come any closer…!”
“Stop molesting my body. I’ll do it for you”
Mukuro, Lal Mirch, Gokudera, Byakuran, Gamma and Tsuna are all stranded together on a desert island. Who is the brave, self-appointed leader? Who is the actual leader? Who gets together with who, or should that be whom? Do they all work together to get themselves rescued, or do they all end up killing each other or something?
…lol oh god, anything involving Gokudera, Tsuna, and leader is going to result in Gokudera insisting Tsuna be the leader and Tsuna being all ‘hieeeee ;_;’ Gamma might go on about how he wishes Uni were here because of her innate leadership qualities and her very image would bring tranquility and get him through lonely nights of fireguard duty. Mukuro would claim no affiliation and posses a monkey or some animal that would have an easier time surviving on a desert island, and he might even help them inconspicuously. Lal Mirch would stake her own territory and Byakuran would send his parallel universe selves to explore the island for resources or play out romantic possibilities in many positions simultaneously omg and report back to him. So there may be no actual leader. I think Lal and Gokudera would get together…just because. Or maybe Gokudera and Tsuna if they aren’t already together
OR Gokudera and Mukuro! XD
…Gamma and Tsuna? GAMMA AND LAL MIRCH? BYAKURAN AND LAL MIRCH?
ISLAND ORGY
As long as Tsuna is there, no one is gonna die XD they’d probably get saved, after they find out this is all Reborn’s doing.
Spanner vs. Ryohei in a free-for-all match. Who wins? If Squalo arrives halfway through the fight, does (s)he try to intervene, or does (s)he just sit back and watch?
LOL RYOHEI WOULD WIN. Or, since it is a free-for-all, Spanner might bring out a Mosca so the fight would be on more even ground. If Squalo arrives, I can see him keeping out because it’s none of his damned business, but then he starts very loud commentary about how they both suck and then joins in very loudly to ‘PUT THIS FUCKING PATHETIC BATTLE OUT OF ITS MISERY’
Lambo is on a reality TV show à la The Dating Game. Bianchi, Yamamoto, and Shouichi are the mystery bachelors/bachelorettes! What kind of questions does Lambo ask, and who does (s)he ultimately end up choosing?
Of course Lambo isn’t going to think that he’s EWWW DATING EWWW
I’m going to make him assume his 15 year old form so this isn’t weird.
He’s going to ask things that sound deceivingly ‘adult’ but ultimately, he’ll choose based on his candy and attention loving self:
“What will you cook for me?”
Bianchi: My love.
Yama: Sushi!
Shouichi: I don’t cook.
“What would we do on a first date?”
Bianchi: Make love.
Yama: Uh, baseball? Baseball is fun!
Shouichi: I don’t date.
Eventually, he’ll end up choosing Bianchi, who steps into view, sees Lambo, and goes, “Romeo! D:<” Much chaos will ensue. I wouldn’t be surprised if Reborn was the one who set this up.
From tragicallyditch:
if Spanner, Squalo, Mukuro, Ryohei and Byakuran were in a boyband WHAT WOULD HAPPEN? WHAT KIND OF ROLES WOULD THEY TAKE ON??
OMG WHAT AN AWESOME BOYBAND
They’d be…SSMRB (MRS. BS?)…that doesn’t sound very catchy. Or maybe ROOIN if we use the last letter of their names XD I think that’s actually kinda cool, since it sounds like ‘ruin’…I mean, can you imagine them yelling “LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, WE ARE RUUUUUUUIIIIIIIN!” And omg Ryohei and Squalo on the same stage yelling the same thing into a mic alfkhsdgladg, if the mic doesn’t die already, everyone will go deaf but think it’s totally worth it Though a boyband called MRS. BS would be kinda win
If it’s a boy band then all of them would have to sing, huh? XD
Ryohei would be the ‘rapper’ or the guy that goes ARE YOU PUMPED UP TO THE EXTREME YET? YOU’RE NOT LOUD ENOUGH I SAID ARE YOU PUMPED UP TO THE EXTREME YEEEEET
I can soo see him playing drums XD
Squalo would be the really glitzy and LOUD rocker type. And if he strived to be the ~*Guitar Emperor*~ then his skills would be godly and his performances would be EPIC. And he’d have a relationship with his guitar rival who had once wanted to be a baseball player.
Spanner …for some reason I can imagine him beatboxing, like being all geeky and watching tapes to practice…then suddenly looking really cool when he performs XD Which means he and Ryohei would do lots of acts together. But he would have to sing too because his voice is sexy. :| And he’d do those cool electro noise effects and invent all this sound equipment.
Mukuro would probably have the most fans and be that guy that’s always disappearing to LA and just really mysterious. And his vocals would start off really quietly but would then go on to explode to something freakishly godly/epic.
I can see him playing bass…idk why, it’s like his ROLE
Byakuran totally looks like he’s in a ghey boy band XD He would be the guy that can do everything and knows everything. LOL oh man, I don’t even know what his role would be.
Hmm, their onstage antics might involve Byakuran badtouching Mukuro…and joking about bondage, except Mukuro wouldn’t like to talk about that XD and any interviews they have together would be like fufufu, tension what tension? and leaves the interviewer shuddering in a corner. Byakuran also probably tells fans that Mukuro really likes pineapples so he gets like over 9000 a day.
Squalo would have epic loud duets/yelling matches with Ryohei, which would end in a brawl.
I can so imagine Spanner during interviews being all “8|” and giving really deadpan answers and getting technical a lot. Especially when asked about his lollipop.
Lal Mirch and Dino go on vacation to a ~*~tropical island~*~ together, how does Lal Mirch ruin it?
Oh Lal. XD She’d probably want to leave because she ‘doesn’t take vacations.’ If somehow Dino manages to convince her to stay, she'll like never go anywhere with him. Or if she does SHE WON'T ENJOY IT :|
Tsuna accidentally runs over an old woman. how does s/he react? the woman turns out to be his/her bff, Lambo's, mother! what does Tsuna say to Lambo?
"Uh, Lambo, listen...I uh, ran over your mother."
"NOO MAMA ;A;"
THIS IS A SAD QUESTION >: unless Tsuna actually ran over a dummy because it was a test by Reborn to see if Tsuna is a hit and run kind of person and to TEACH HIM A LESSON. And he probably is, until guilt overwhelms him and he confesses.
if Hibari and Shouichi were stars in a drama, who would they play? what would be the drama's storyline? if Bianchi and Byakuran were also in that drama what would their relationships be like? what kind of ~*~adventures~*~ would they go on?
Haha 1851 xD I can imagine Shouichi being the unassuming office worker leading a pretty straight forward life, that is, until he meets Hibari, who is a dangerous gangster with tons of enemies. Shouichi probably gets mugged and Hibari comes in to discipline the mugger and finishes him off really fast. And then it’s INSTANT ATTRACTION before Shouichi runs away while soiling himself. The plot would feature their secret love affair (which is really hot and random) as something very DANGEROUS because anyone who found out about Hibari’s special lover would know his WEAKNESS.
If Byakuran and Bianchi were in the same drama, Byakuran would be Shouichi’s extremely handsome and successful boss and best friend, there would be cute flashbacks where they would be like ‘lets start a company together!’. And Bianchi would be Shouchi’s ridiculously attractive secretary, who is working undercover to bring about Byakuran’s downfall. Shouchi finds out at one point about her planned treachery but GET THIS: she has pictures and proof of his affair with Hibari. So this puts them in an awkward place.
BUT then it’s revealed (maybe Shouichi over hears it when he has to hide in Hibari’s closet) that Bianchi is actually working for Hibari, who has some bad blood with Byakuran, like REALLY bad. Perhaps bad enough to put Shouichi in danger if he could HOLD BYAKURAN’S BEATING HEART IN HIS BARE HANDS. And Byakuran is no pushover either; he also wants to destroy Hibari. All the while, Shouichi is stuck in the middle and trying to keep everything a secret while Byakuran and Bianchi start to have feelings for each other (I know, WAT) and the adventures they have would involve poison coffee (then she’d sit next his hospital bed while he recovered) and a shitload of flowers and romantic gestures. The big ‘!!!’ in their relationship would be Bianchi wondering if Byakuran already knows she’s working for Hibari and is using her to get closer to him.
…THIS DRAMA WILL SOMEHOW END HAPPILY
if Gamma were a hair dresser, how would s/he style Gokudera and Yamamoto's hair?
LOL GAMMA THE HAIR DRESSER
He'd probably give them the same hair style that he has...dear lord the mental image ajkhfdgkjh
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Mukuro, Dino and Gokudera are making a model to represent his/her love for Lambo, what's the reaction of him/her, best and worst model, who wins?
Mukuro would make something that makes sense only to himself, like a smiling spider with no eyes. Lambo would cry when he sees it >:
Dino would do something representational like a cow eating a bunch of grapes. Lambo would like it and be all HAPPY KID :D
GOKUDERA WOULD NOT MAKE A LOVE MODEL FOR THAT STUPID COW >| Lambo would call him STUPID MEANIE GOKUDERA STUUUPID~
So Dino would win, huh? XD
Spanner, Yamamoto and Tsuna are on the opera where Gokudera is in the leading role. What is the play about, does Yamamoto throw peanuts at Gokudera for failing? or Tsuna just stomps out while Spanner is clapping?
HAHAHA I CANNOT IMAGINE YAMAMOTO THROWING PEANUTS AT GOKUDERA XD When I try to it’s like, “Ahaha, whoops! Ah, you’re angry now…” And the mental image of Tsuna huffily stomping out of the theater and leaving Spanner in the dark to clap alone is nothing short of completely…surreal. >: TSUNA THINK ABOUT HOW GOKUDERA WOULD FEEL
No, I’m pretty sure all three of them would stay put while watching Gokudera prance about on stage. The play would be about his own life, which is kinda like an opera, really.
Photo time! Lal Mirch, Hibari, Ryohei, Byakuran and Gamma won't decide who goes where, so Squalo comes and beats the shit of all them so they can take the picture, will Squalo come alive after that?
“Hurry up and get this over with, I don’t have time to do since frivolous things”
“Stop crowding me unless you want me to bite you dead”
“ALRIGHT EVERYONE LOOK EXTREME”
“Fufufufu~”
“You said princess would be here…>|”
XD lol I cannot imagine why they would do this…
OF COURSE SQUALO WOULD STILL BE ALIVE HE SURVIVED GETTING EATEN BY A SHARK AND A VOLCANO MAN
But all of these people happen to be very aggressive and if you try to beat them up they will most definitely try to beat you up, so Squalo’s survival is not certain here…
Lambo and Gokudera are on a date, where do they go?
Lol aldkfsad
“Stupid cow, where do you want to go - not that I fucking CARE or anything, so fuck you >:|”
Then he takes Lambo to the candy store lets him lick his lollipop~ and Lambo goes all out with making Gokudera buy him candy. Which causes Gokudera to seethe with anger and they get in a fight that ends with both of them taking out explosives and scaring the crap out of the candy store owner. But since Lambo really likes this candy store, they take it outside. Then when they go home Gokudera can’t take it anymore and tops the hell out of Lambo.
…………lol that was so much fun XD how much sense did this post make alskjhdsglkh
1 Spanner
2 Squalo
3 Mukuro
4 Lal Mirch
5 Lambo
6 Hibari
7 Dino
8 Ryohei
9 Gokudera
10 Bianchi
11 Yamamoto
12 Byakuran
13 Shouichi
14 Gamma
15 Tsuna
And here are the answers to your lulzy questions XD man, I don't think I did some of them justice.
From dame_batsie
Shouichi was snooping around in Bianchi’s room looking for underwear to steal (for sniffing). During this raid, Shouichi comes across something very interesting: a used condom. What is Shouichi's reaction?
“asf,ksdgalk w-well I did not just see this”
Then he’ll start wondering if Bianchi is cheating on Reborn or if the infant is still…uh…
And since Reborn is a BAMF like that, Shouichi would rather believe that they are still doing it than to even consider the thought of Bianchi cheating on Reborn. >: poor Shouichi, so many weirdos.
In actuality the used condom would be something Bianchi kept from way back when, because she is an obsessive lover like that. IDK if it would be more traumatizing for Shouichi to know THIS or to think that they are still getting it on.
Tsuna, Spanner, Lambo and Gokudera are contestants in a beauty pageant. What do each do for the talent competition, and who ends up winning?
XD oh myy
Tsuna would do something he would have to learn right before the competition, because he has no ‘special talents.’ It might be a magic trick or a dance number that he totally messes up.
Spanner does a presentation about his new mosca prototype. Or maybe he assembles a computer in 51 seconds flat.
Lambo does something…crazy.
Gokudera would perform a piano piece that sounds so amazing and beautiful that everyone is left in tears at the end, even Spanner’s mosca, but not Spanner.
It would kill him if he placed before the Tenth but Gokudera would win, The poor boy :< Actually, it would be worse if all of a sudden Lambo switched places with his older self and the judges are like “! AMAZING MAGIC TRICK!” and then name Lambo the winner and OMG THAT STUPID COW CAN’T WIN FIRST PLACE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING CHANGE YOUR DECISION TO THE TENTH BEFORE I BLOW UP YOUR STUPID ASS
Squalo finds out that he or she is actually blood-related to Mukuro who is, unfortunately, a secret crush of Squalo. How does Squalo react?
By cutting of one of his body parts and vowing to never love again. :| Seriously.
If Squalo confessed, though, and Mukuro wanted to, he’d say something about how blood relation is a social construct and thus MEANINGLESS if it bears no impressions in Squalo’s psyche and he knows this because it’s way too easy for him to switch bodies and become another’s flesh and blood and anything this easy is MEANINGLESS and LIFE IS A GAME that humanity is doomed to lose -- and Squalo will kiss him to shut him up. Even though Mukuro says all of this without actually talking.
Gamma is writing a smut fanfiction of Lal Mirch and Byakuran. What is the title of the fanfic and what would the steamy summary be?
Omg this pairing is wrong on so many levels safhsa;gda and lol I…can’t imagine Gamma writing smut XD
I was thinking hatesex and introspection leading to flashbacks about Collonello and whether or not Byakuran knew him and Lal in a parallel world and WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN IF HE HAD NOT DIED AND OMG WHY DID THAT IDIOT TAKE ON THE CURSE ANGSTTTT. But since this is Gamma writing it, it would probably go like this:
Title: A Fitting End
Summary: After Uni defeats Byakuran, Byakuran becomes a slave in the Vongola household. One night, Lal Mirch forces Byakuran to become her sex slave. Warnings for bdsm, pegging, sexual torture, and character death.
Guess who Gamma kills, since he just LOVES Byakuran.
Hibari doesn't know how to drive and gets Yamamoto to teach him or her. How would the first lesson go?
AHAHAHA
Okay, so Hibari is tired of his bike for some reason and asks Yamamoto of all people to teach him to drive...XD never mind that they are the same age and whatever I’ll stop trying to think of the reason. It would start as Yamamoto asking where Hibari wants to practice and Hibari saying that he is not interesting in being trained. Yamamoto would just be like LOL OKAY THEN, and just teach him about the gears and controls and whatnot. What follows would be disastrous, as Hibari’s goal in life is too KILL EVERYONE and WHY ARE ALL THESE CARS CROWDING DO I NEED TO BITE THEM DEAD >|
“It’s just traffic! Ahaha ^^”
Then Hibari will proceed to DICIPLINE TRAFFIC by blasting their car ahead, and when their car becomes totaled and impossible to drive, he’ll probably get out and continue to DISIPLINE TRAFFIC with his tonfas. And this whole time Yamamoto is just apologizing to the other drivers with his hand behind his neck and laughing about special mafia cgi and going, “isn’t he an interesting guy”
Dino and Ryohei are a superhero duo. What would their names be and what powers would they have?
Oh hey, they are both actually really protective of civilians XD
Ryohei’s name would be something ingenious like EXTREME MAN and Dino can be…Prancing Horse.
So EXTREME MAN usually arrives on the scene with a loud yell of “EXTREME!” And if that doesn’t kill the enemy, he launches a SUPER CANNON FIST
Prancing Horse has mad whip skills and travels on a giant turtle that can turn bigger in water. The only catch is that his...butler Romario must always be watching him, or else he’s a mess.
Their joint attack would be called LOUD HORSE which involves Dino amplifying Ryohei battle cry with his whip, and it will look very badass.
From makeste
Hibari and Dino switch bodies! DO HIJINKS ENSUE? Do either of them try to use the switch to their advantage, or do they both just freak out and try to reverse it?
LMAOLMAO XD THIS TOTALLY EXISTS AS AN D18 FIC SOMEWHERE
If I don’t think slashily, Dino would probably wake up and not notice until he slumps off to the bathroom and sees himself in the mirror. Then he’d think he was going crazy trying to train this boy or some illusionist is messing with him and decides to reserve judgment until after he’s woken up a bit. But as he tries to put on his clothes and everything else, it dawns on him that he ISN’T the same as he was before and then he’d start freaking out like “ASLGK MY BODY ALKLIGHF MY BODYYY” and run out of his room with a ‘calm face’ (but fall down the stairs anyways) and demand as calmly and boss-like as possible that his men take him to Namimori RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THIS IS A GRAVE MATTER THE VISAGE OF THE CAVALLONE BOSS CANNOT BE DOING RANDOM BAD THINGS TO HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS AND WHAT HAPPENED TO KYOUYA I’M WORRIED
Hibari would either act like nothing happened and carry on with himself. I can totally imagine Dino fighting with tonfas and handcuffs and being all :| YOU MUST BE DISIPLINED. OR he would be like SEETHING IN RAGE and burst into Dino’s room like “FIX THIS CAVALLONE I REFUSE TO THINK THAT DAMN ILLUSIONIST MONKEY HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS”
Dino would probably go to Reborn for help. Who would probably not help him.
I can’t see either of them using this switch to their advantage XD unless I think slashily, wherein the whole scene would play out like:
“Cavallone, I demand that you fix this.”
“H-huh, oh wait, don’t come any closer…!”
“Stop molesting my body. I’ll do it for you”
Mukuro, Lal Mirch, Gokudera, Byakuran, Gamma and Tsuna are all stranded together on a desert island. Who is the brave, self-appointed leader? Who is the actual leader? Who gets together with who, or should that be whom? Do they all work together to get themselves rescued, or do they all end up killing each other or something?
…lol oh god, anything involving Gokudera, Tsuna, and leader is going to result in Gokudera insisting Tsuna be the leader and Tsuna being all ‘hieeeee ;_;’ Gamma might go on about how he wishes Uni were here because of her innate leadership qualities and her very image would bring tranquility and get him through lonely nights of fireguard duty. Mukuro would claim no affiliation and posses a monkey or some animal that would have an easier time surviving on a desert island, and he might even help them inconspicuously. Lal Mirch would stake her own territory and Byakuran would send his parallel universe selves to explore the island for resources or play out romantic possibilities in many positions simultaneously omg and report back to him. So there may be no actual leader. I think Lal and Gokudera would get together…just because. Or maybe Gokudera and Tsuna if they aren’t already together
OR Gokudera and Mukuro! XD
…Gamma and Tsuna? GAMMA AND LAL MIRCH? BYAKURAN AND LAL MIRCH?
ISLAND ORGY
As long as Tsuna is there, no one is gonna die XD they’d probably get saved, after they find out this is all Reborn’s doing.
Spanner vs. Ryohei in a free-for-all match. Who wins? If Squalo arrives halfway through the fight, does (s)he try to intervene, or does (s)he just sit back and watch?
LOL RYOHEI WOULD WIN. Or, since it is a free-for-all, Spanner might bring out a Mosca so the fight would be on more even ground. If Squalo arrives, I can see him keeping out because it’s none of his damned business, but then he starts very loud commentary about how they both suck and then joins in very loudly to ‘PUT THIS FUCKING PATHETIC BATTLE OUT OF ITS MISERY’
Lambo is on a reality TV show à la The Dating Game. Bianchi, Yamamoto, and Shouichi are the mystery bachelors/bachelorettes! What kind of questions does Lambo ask, and who does (s)he ultimately end up choosing?
Of course Lambo isn’t going to think that he’s EWWW DATING EWWW
I’m going to make him assume his 15 year old form so this isn’t weird.
He’s going to ask things that sound deceivingly ‘adult’ but ultimately, he’ll choose based on his candy and attention loving self:
“What will you cook for me?”
Bianchi: My love.
Yama: Sushi!
Shouichi: I don’t cook.
“What would we do on a first date?”
Bianchi: Make love.
Yama: Uh, baseball? Baseball is fun!
Shouichi: I don’t date.
Eventually, he’ll end up choosing Bianchi, who steps into view, sees Lambo, and goes, “Romeo! D:<” Much chaos will ensue. I wouldn’t be surprised if Reborn was the one who set this up.
From tragicallyditch:
if Spanner, Squalo, Mukuro, Ryohei and Byakuran were in a boyband WHAT WOULD HAPPEN? WHAT KIND OF ROLES WOULD THEY TAKE ON??
OMG WHAT AN AWESOME BOYBAND
They’d be…SSMRB (MRS. BS?)…that doesn’t sound very catchy. Or maybe ROOIN if we use the last letter of their names XD I think that’s actually kinda cool, since it sounds like ‘ruin’…I mean, can you imagine them yelling “LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, WE ARE RUUUUUUUIIIIIIIN!” And omg Ryohei and Squalo on the same stage yelling the same thing into a mic alfkhsdgladg, if the mic doesn’t die already, everyone will go deaf but think it’s totally worth it Though a boyband called MRS. BS would be kinda win
If it’s a boy band then all of them would have to sing, huh? XD
Ryohei would be the ‘rapper’ or the guy that goes ARE YOU PUMPED UP TO THE EXTREME YET? YOU’RE NOT LOUD ENOUGH I SAID ARE YOU PUMPED UP TO THE EXTREME YEEEEET
I can soo see him playing drums XD
Squalo would be the really glitzy and LOUD rocker type. And if he strived to be the ~*Guitar Emperor*~ then his skills would be godly and his performances would be EPIC. And he’d have a relationship with his guitar rival who had once wanted to be a baseball player.
Spanner …for some reason I can imagine him beatboxing, like being all geeky and watching tapes to practice…then suddenly looking really cool when he performs XD Which means he and Ryohei would do lots of acts together. But he would have to sing too because his voice is sexy. :| And he’d do those cool electro noise effects and invent all this sound equipment.
Mukuro would probably have the most fans and be that guy that’s always disappearing to LA and just really mysterious. And his vocals would start off really quietly but would then go on to explode to something freakishly godly/epic.
I can see him playing bass…idk why, it’s like his ROLE
Byakuran totally looks like he’s in a ghey boy band XD He would be the guy that can do everything and knows everything. LOL oh man, I don’t even know what his role would be.
Hmm, their onstage antics might involve Byakuran badtouching Mukuro…and joking about bondage, except Mukuro wouldn’t like to talk about that XD and any interviews they have together would be like fufufu, tension what tension? and leaves the interviewer shuddering in a corner. Byakuran also probably tells fans that Mukuro really likes pineapples so he gets like over 9000 a day.
Squalo would have epic loud duets/yelling matches with Ryohei, which would end in a brawl.
I can so imagine Spanner during interviews being all “8|” and giving really deadpan answers and getting technical a lot. Especially when asked about his lollipop.
Lal Mirch and Dino go on vacation to a ~*~tropical island~*~ together, how does Lal Mirch ruin it?
Oh Lal. XD She’d probably want to leave because she ‘doesn’t take vacations.’ If somehow Dino manages to convince her to stay, she'll like never go anywhere with him. Or if she does SHE WON'T ENJOY IT :|
Tsuna accidentally runs over an old woman. how does s/he react? the woman turns out to be his/her bff, Lambo's, mother! what does Tsuna say to Lambo?
"Uh, Lambo, listen...I uh, ran over your mother."
"NOO MAMA ;A;"
THIS IS A SAD QUESTION >: unless Tsuna actually ran over a dummy because it was a test by Reborn to see if Tsuna is a hit and run kind of person and to TEACH HIM A LESSON. And he probably is, until guilt overwhelms him and he confesses.
if Hibari and Shouichi were stars in a drama, who would they play? what would be the drama's storyline? if Bianchi and Byakuran were also in that drama what would their relationships be like? what kind of ~*~adventures~*~ would they go on?
Haha 1851 xD I can imagine Shouichi being the unassuming office worker leading a pretty straight forward life, that is, until he meets Hibari, who is a dangerous gangster with tons of enemies. Shouichi probably gets mugged and Hibari comes in to discipline the mugger and finishes him off really fast. And then it’s INSTANT ATTRACTION before Shouichi runs away while soiling himself. The plot would feature their secret love affair (which is really hot and random) as something very DANGEROUS because anyone who found out about Hibari’s special lover would know his WEAKNESS.
If Byakuran and Bianchi were in the same drama, Byakuran would be Shouichi’s extremely handsome and successful boss and best friend, there would be cute flashbacks where they would be like ‘lets start a company together!’. And Bianchi would be Shouchi’s ridiculously attractive secretary, who is working undercover to bring about Byakuran’s downfall. Shouchi finds out at one point about her planned treachery but GET THIS: she has pictures and proof of his affair with Hibari. So this puts them in an awkward place.
BUT then it’s revealed (maybe Shouichi over hears it when he has to hide in Hibari’s closet) that Bianchi is actually working for Hibari, who has some bad blood with Byakuran, like REALLY bad. Perhaps bad enough to put Shouichi in danger if he could HOLD BYAKURAN’S BEATING HEART IN HIS BARE HANDS. And Byakuran is no pushover either; he also wants to destroy Hibari. All the while, Shouichi is stuck in the middle and trying to keep everything a secret while Byakuran and Bianchi start to have feelings for each other (I know, WAT) and the adventures they have would involve poison coffee (then she’d sit next his hospital bed while he recovered) and a shitload of flowers and romantic gestures. The big ‘!!!’ in their relationship would be Bianchi wondering if Byakuran already knows she’s working for Hibari and is using her to get closer to him.
…THIS DRAMA WILL SOMEHOW END HAPPILY
if Gamma were a hair dresser, how would s/he style Gokudera and Yamamoto's hair?
LOL GAMMA THE HAIR DRESSER
He'd probably give them the same hair style that he has...dear lord the mental image ajkhfdgkjh
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Mukuro, Dino and Gokudera are making a model to represent his/her love for Lambo, what's the reaction of him/her, best and worst model, who wins?
Mukuro would make something that makes sense only to himself, like a smiling spider with no eyes. Lambo would cry when he sees it >:
Dino would do something representational like a cow eating a bunch of grapes. Lambo would like it and be all HAPPY KID :D
GOKUDERA WOULD NOT MAKE A LOVE MODEL FOR THAT STUPID COW >| Lambo would call him STUPID MEANIE GOKUDERA STUUUPID~
So Dino would win, huh? XD
Spanner, Yamamoto and Tsuna are on the opera where Gokudera is in the leading role. What is the play about, does Yamamoto throw peanuts at Gokudera for failing? or Tsuna just stomps out while Spanner is clapping?
HAHAHA I CANNOT IMAGINE YAMAMOTO THROWING PEANUTS AT GOKUDERA XD When I try to it’s like, “Ahaha, whoops! Ah, you’re angry now…” And the mental image of Tsuna huffily stomping out of the theater and leaving Spanner in the dark to clap alone is nothing short of completely…surreal. >: TSUNA THINK ABOUT HOW GOKUDERA WOULD FEEL
No, I’m pretty sure all three of them would stay put while watching Gokudera prance about on stage. The play would be about his own life, which is kinda like an opera, really.
Photo time! Lal Mirch, Hibari, Ryohei, Byakuran and Gamma won't decide who goes where, so Squalo comes and beats the shit of all them so they can take the picture, will Squalo come alive after that?
“Hurry up and get this over with, I don’t have time to do since frivolous things”
“Stop crowding me unless you want me to bite you dead”
“ALRIGHT EVERYONE LOOK EXTREME”
“Fufufufu~”
“You said princess would be here…>|”
XD lol I cannot imagine why they would do this…
OF COURSE SQUALO WOULD STILL BE ALIVE HE SURVIVED GETTING EATEN BY A SHARK AND A VOLCANO MAN
But all of these people happen to be very aggressive and if you try to beat them up they will most definitely try to beat you up, so Squalo’s survival is not certain here…
Lambo and Gokudera are on a date, where do they go?
Lol aldkfsad
“Stupid cow, where do you want to go - not that I fucking CARE or anything, so fuck you >:|”
Then he takes Lambo to the candy store lets him lick his lollipop~ and Lambo goes all out with making Gokudera buy him candy. Which causes Gokudera to seethe with anger and they get in a fight that ends with both of them taking out explosives and scaring the crap out of the candy store owner. But since Lambo really likes this candy store, they take it outside. Then when they go home Gokudera can’t take it anymore and tops the hell out of Lambo.
…………lol that was so much fun XD how much sense did this post make alskjhdsglkh