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strange people rock
so on saturday, i was going to school for call. and i saw this old, gray man, with short hair and huge box glasses. hes was wearing what appeared to be a black dress with bright pink flowers printed on it with a trench coat and rain boots. he was smiling rull big. after the initial double-take and shock, it made me rull happy ( Read more... ) -
and they were all dancing around a tiny bon fire
my basement has the mad crazy insect action. the spider tribes are beginning the pre-hunt rituals. soon, they will go and hunt millipedes the size of horse cocks. no fucking kidding. i've got some exotic fuckin' creatures down here. i got up close to one a few minutes ago. it had real colorful markings like war paint or something. i hope none of ( Read more... ) -
pretty women
i said to take off an inch or two. the barber got excited. now i look like a prep.
xenia's cool for sending me boss songs.
i put my contact in using only water. i rock.
i just finished the raisin bran.
shawshank redemption is a good movie.
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isn't it ironic that colombia is known for both cocaine and coffee? -
i smell
so this morning my mom was all passive-agressive about my hygiene and stuff. so i was all like "woman! why you got to be all passive-agressive about my hygiene and stuff?" and then she said i stunk like madd kra-z b.o. so i was all like "woman! i'm gonna go get me a shower!" so as i went upstairs, i smelt my shirt. it smelt like cigarettes hardcore ( Read more... ) -
der weekendas ees der rockin, jah?
bowling is cool. i went bowling last night with people. i sucked, but i got nachos, so it's all good. then i got a gyro. and it was further good. some people started ranting to my brother about how pittsburgh sucks. and a drunk lady thought my brother and i were a gay couple. even though his wife was right there. whatever. der gyros das kikken der ( Read more... ) -
le brain fuck
so by my house, there lives this bird ( Read more... ) -
i am jack's update
1. Your Porn Star Name (name of first pet + street you live on): Peaches Tuscarora ( Read more... ) -
oh my god!
fucking sweet!
holy fucking shit!
this is fucking awesome!
i didn't even apply to college and i get a scholarship to point park for next semester!
holy fucking shit!
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apparently kelsey did too. i guess it's more over the auditions at the regional dance festival than me being a super badass. but it's still cool
