Prompt from the
BNF Brawl Crack Pairing Generatorby
umeko_pyon PAIRING: ROSSIU THE SHIT FUCKER AND SOME ASSHOLE I DON'T EVEN KNOW NAMED ZORO.
PROMPT: COFFEE
ONCE UPON A TIME, ZORO WAS PISSED.
HE WAS SO FUCKING PISSED.
THAT CANDYASS SLUTFUCKER ROSSIU DRANK ALL THE FUCKING COFFEE.
"BITCHCOCK!" BELLOWED ZORO, "THAT WAS THE LAST OF THE MOTHERFUCKING COFFEE!"
"Please use an indoor voice, mister Zoro," Rossiu replied, looking like a total cock. "My bum-buddy Guinble will make some mo-"
"NO MOTHER FUCKER. I WANT MORE COFFEE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!"
And Rossiu fucked him in the ass the end.