I'm so fucking American I shit flags

I had a fucked up dream during a nap last night. I was a really realistic dream I had a hard time coming out of ( Read more... )

On Monday night on channel 7(is that 10?) I guess they are doing an expose on how bad the swimming pool companies are in Sarasota/Manatee counties. As if obscene price increases weren't slowing down business enough. I guess my boss is going to try to get on to show how some companies are different. That is really unlikely to happen, seeing as ( Read more... )

Cleisthenes LJ Poll #1:

Who is or was your least favorite fast food or cereal box mascot?

Mine would probably be that moon faced "it's mac tonight" McDonalds guy from the early 90's.

The Legendary Pink Dots 25th anniversary tour unofficial cd was completed by yours truly last night. The track list is 90+ minutes long, so it is on 2 cd's. Whomever wants a copy just let me know. Although, because it took me so long to make, I will probably force it upon you ( Read more... )

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I want to start a community where people write short stories about being a tiny person living inside Niels Van Hornblowers' saxophone.

Disturbance ( Read more... )

Great Cleisthenes wants to ride a roller coaster during a hurricane. Who will join mighty Cleisthenes on this noble quest?