Culinary Mix-Ups

[clemtastic]

//Firewalled Against Shan and the rest of the house//
Y'know, no matter how much ranch dressing I put on this, it just doesn't taste the same... To heck with these human tastebuds. Mmm... Wash it down with a little more vodka? Yes, please...

I wonder if anybody noticed it's missing. It didn't so much as mew when I put it in the pot...
//End

Comments

[bliss_v]

Oh, Clem... you didn't... :(

[clemtastic]

What?

[sache]

I hear that cat is a delicacy in many parts of Europe and Asia.

Tastes like chicken.

[clemtastic]

Eh. I mean, if you want a second-rate taste, go for the poultry. But kitten's got a subtly to it that can't be matched. Plus, half the fun is in the skinning!

[hockeypup]

OMG.. you ate one of Cari's cats??

[clemtastic]

One of Cari's cats? Gosh, no. I wouldn't want to upset a Slayer like that. The neighbor's cat came up to me, and really took a shine, and smelled so good, and y'know, before I could even think...

Dinner.

[slayer_caridad]

...

Be getting out of this house NOW or I will be killing you.

[clemtastic]

I'm not gonna eat your cats, Caridad. Kinda death wish free, if you know what I mean.

And, geesh. Have a little respect for a guy's cultural heritage. I know about a dozen demon species that'd take offense to the eating of chickens, but they'd never kick you out of the house. Manners, y'see.

I'm off the kitten, okay? I had a relapse, it's over. They taste funny, anyway.

[anonymous]

Hey Clem, maybe this site will help:

http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/cats.html

[clemtastic]

Those guys obviously have never really skinned a cat. There's only one way to do it and still preserve flavor, and that picture is certainly *not* it.

[umehmalyt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMzgVshG6CI