Okay, my name's not Pike now . . . it's Clem. Dude, I so didn't put in for a body change. Least I have a body this time. There's a message on this guy's machine from a Shannon makin all sortsa kissy noises, and I'm like, man, no. Unless that's where my baby is, but Amy doesn't really get cutesy like that ( Read more... )

Baby? What the hell . . . Where am I?

Ah, man, I know I'm still on the wagon. I cannot be stoned right now.

Come find me, baby. Please?

Packing my stuff up continues - I'm going to be selling my PS2 here soon, so I can get a little extra cash for food. I may have to let me stereo go, too, which would completely suck ( Read more... )

Well, after the initial shock (and its been a lot of shock - been too busy to post just to get the shock worn off), Shannon-doh and I are happier than ever. I mean, she seems really pleased with the transformation, and if she's happy, I'm happy. Things could not go more perfectly ( Read more... )

Things I don't like find different about being human ( Read more... )

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Xander and Andrew are amusing me. I can't make lightsaber noises myself - it's a limitation of my vocal chords. Sure would be fun, though. If I were human...

//Firewalled to Willow//
Okay, here's the dealie. I'm crazy about Shan. She's like, the Bugle of my eye. Except not quite as pointy, cuz that would hurt. But, I know she'd be way happier if ( Read more... )

Shanoramic and I are cuddled up watchin' the Oscars with some popcorn, Bugles, and Dr. Pepper. Lost in Translation is up for Best Picture, and that's what I'm rootin' for - though Shan was really excited when Finding Nemo won Best Animated Feature ( Read more... )

Shan and I are really having, you know, a swell time. Which is really great, because, I'm a demon, and it's really neat of her to put up with that, because I know the folds get in the way and things don't always work quite the same, anatomically speaking and scary face can get pulled at really embarassing moments. So, it's really great of her. Shan ( Read more... )

Well, gee, last night Shan and I had dinner cuz nothing was on television (and nothing ever is... I'm kinda afraid that Wednesdays will be blank forever). I mean, we had dinner. Last night was just good timing for it. We didn't have dinner because I wasn't watching TV. Heck no. We can have dinner anytime. It's just that Wednesday was really ( Read more... )