katrina must have stirred up jeza; last night she ATE THE WALL. i kid you not, there's now an area of about a foot squared that is missing paint and wood, deep about an inch. this dog is satan. fuck.

brain is beginning to function normally now after a few days of detox; bonnaroo was as amazing as you could imagine, but let me tell you now that i'm going next year and i'm bringing a grill and tent and tons of food that i will sell to people at inflated prices and will clear out all weekend so can stay from thursday til monday, and will be in an ( Read more... )

i don't know how i end up fired all of the time... i've been fired from hydens (by no fault of my own; dodie hated me), fired from ted's, and have just earned my most embarrassing story in that i was fired from my babysitting job. seriously. so i had falled asleep while the small child ran around it's little area. i sleep there all of the time, but ( Read more... )

joe, minding his business..
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i'm back, i'm tired, i have 95 cents to my name. period.

im in cannes!! its awesome, am going down red carpet tonight for first time and now am going to press conference with my future husband colin firth. mmmm. ah!! love the cannes.

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had my hair did today and it's blonde blonde, a good change from the nearly-blonde and definitely something that i have not done before. change is good. the fun's about to start ( Read more... )

just bought tickets to go to nyc the first week of may, where will stay with lovely audra and shop til i drop for fabulous dresses that will wear to cannes the week after. ooh! i love it.

went to the park and there's a big ol' country fest going on and it's great; if joe would stop pooing everywhere i think i'd go back.

it's done!! oh yea, i'm da man.