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cleolinda

Breaking Dawn, Book Three

Aug 02, 2008 22:01

I have to say, y'all, that what follows is possibly the most awesome crackfic of any of the series so far. I love it and kind of want to snuggle it a little. Seriously, I keep hearing about all the True Fans freaking out, and honestly? I don't see anything in the new book that wasn't in the previous three. As in, I don't get why you're offended now ( Read more... )

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gwynnywonk August 3 2008, 04:17:48 UTC

OH NO WAI UUUGH SO MUCH MARY SUE PUKAGE. Oh No Bella will always be better than me nooooooo.....!

I have been cackling about this book all day. I can't wait for all the Twihard's reactions. How does this pseudo-crackfic even get published in the first place? I mean DANG WHAT. I hope even the most devoted fangirls realise what a steaming pile of hilarious crap this book is.

Also, I am a Mormon (and a 17 year old girl) and yeah? This woman makes us look really bad. She goes all psycho with the (pretty ok) family values that our church teaches and twists them into this perverted/pedophilic/dang awful mess. I'm sort of ashamed to be even remotely affiliated with the person that could write this book.

That being said I only got 32 pages into the first book. As soon as I saw the immortal line "my carry-on item was a parka" I knew I was not going to get along with this book at all.

PRAISE ALL THE POWERS THAT BE FOR YOUR RECAPS. This way I can make educated snarks about the books without having to read them.

gwynnywonk August 3 2008, 04:43:27 UTC

I think the best part is the fact that Bella is THE BESTEST PRITTIEST KEWLEST VAMPIRE EVER. Of course she is! SHE'S A SPECIAL FLOWER.

hippydippymama August 3 2008, 04:53:15 UTC

The moral of this story is that people who graduate from BYU should never, EVER write books.

honesttoblog August 3 2008, 04:57:58 UTC

"Also, I am a Mormon (and a 17 year old girl) and yeah? This woman makes us look really bad."

Same here. Preach it!

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not_tragedi August 3 2008, 04:22:15 UTC

SMEYER = MOAR CRAK

I giggled happy at the end myself. It was so cute!

karitwilight October 12 2009, 01:06:44 UTC

I love your icon!

Yeah it is more of a BELLA SMASH! I think.

celli August 3 2008, 04:26:10 UTC

...Holy SHIT.

scornedsaint August 3 2008, 04:26:36 UTC

I have been waiting all night for this! I'm so happy that now I don't have to read the book until I am avoiding studying for finals again. You deserve sainthood for reading and recapping them.

canonball13 August 3 2008, 04:28:53 UTC

Wow. Just...wow.

That's about all I can manage for now.

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