GREETINGS, MORTALS.

[clepto_maniac]

I AM BAKURA, AND I AM GOING TO RULE THE WORLD.

If you have cats or gayporn, contact me.

Comments

[thirdchild_lost]

Er, okay.

I'm Shinji Ikari. It's... nice to meet you?

[clepto_maniac]

MY SOURCES HAVE TOLD ME YOU OWN A PENGUIN.

However, considering I am in a merciful mood lately, I will let it slide away to the shadows, where this fact will be eaten by my beloved monsters.

And I'm sure it's nice to meet me, I'm sexy as hell.

[thirdchild_lost]

You mean Pen Pen? He belongs to Misato, actually. What's wrong with penguins, though?

I can see that.

[clepto_maniac]

PENGUINS ARE LIKE Pigeones, they are CATS FOOD.

HOWEVER, since MY CAT is not hungry, Misato's penguin was spared.

My my, I AM merciful lately.

[hydrophobia]

............

[clepto_maniac]

You failed to transfer the messege you wanted to claim properly.
What did you wish to mean by those dots?

[hydrophobia]

CAT.

[clepto_maniac]

I APPROVE.

[illguideyouhome]

I have a cat.

[clepto_maniac]

He looks WONDERFUL, like all cats.

What's his name?

[illguideyouhome]

Noodles!

[clepto_maniac]

It's an acceptable name.

[sauntered]

I have a dog. I suppose this will not suffice, however.

[clepto_maniac]

DOGS ARE EVIL, SATANIC BEINGS.

...Unless they are fond of cats, and than I approve them.

[itztym2dool]

... YOU.

[clepto_maniac]

...YOU, UKE MIDGET! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!!!!11

[itztym2dool]

... EXCUSE ME? UKE? You obviously have me confused with the wrong end.

[clepto_maniac]

OH, It's you now, Midget Pharaoh.

I don't see the difference between all those with awful haircuts which are two heads beneath me.