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haswood in cleromancy

/busts cherry :3

Oct 21, 2010 13:10

[ooc: this is a Hashirama from an AU verse where he and Madara are roommates in college. 8| ]

A passive aggressive post it note stuck on the fridge

Madara:

The recyclables go in the blue bin, not the white. The white bin is my hamper. If you would stop throwing in Spaghetti-O cans with my linens, I would appreciate it.

I have taken the liberty to ( Read more... )

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A youthful post-it stuck next to it. How did Lee get into your apartment? Who knows. hasfuzzybrows October 21 2010, 23:45:06 UTC

Attention!
I am sure you cannot have forgotten the try-outs for the prestigious Gymnastics team this Friday afternoon! As Team Captain, I feel that your presence(s) on the team would lend inspiration to our hearts and strike fear into those of the opposing colleges!

Please consider consider such an option seriously. Being a member of the Gymnastics Team adds challenge to your life and is an extremely rewarding for all athletic young men!

:Db R.L.

A DIGNIFIED POST IT ON LEE'S LUNCHBOX. HASHI ALSO PLACED A NUTRITIOUS SNACK INSIDE OF IT 8| haswood October 22 2010, 03:39:10 UTC

While I am somewhat alarmed at the knowledge of you breaking and entering into my abode without prior knowledge or consent, I will say that I appreciate the invitation.

However, I fear I have to decline. My legs, like my principles, are inflexible.

-Hashirama Senju

ON THE LAUNDRY BASKET hasfuzzybrows October 22 2010, 04:04:27 UTC

As our coach, Gai always declares: There are few things which can deter a truly determined Gymnast!
I must ask you to reconsider! Legs, after all, are not the only parts of the body which a highly skilled athlete makes use of! Arms, back, neck and (again, as Gai puts it) heart are all used to bear a Gymnast to victory!
[There is a map attached showing the way to the gymnasium where the trials will be]
:D R.L.

ATTACHED TO A YOUNG DEMOCRATS BROCHURE *HIIIIIINT* haswood October 22 2010, 05:19:35 UTC

It is very nice that you are able to use all of those parts in gymnastics.

I wish you the very best of luck in using other parts.

[someone totally missed the point 8|]

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ilu man haxxdamoon October 22 2010, 01:59:50 UTC

[scrawled at the bottom of the note]

why don't you put the laundry bin in a less-trafficked area jesus fucking christ

/BRAH FIST haswood October 22 2010, 03:41:40 UTC

[attached to the same note, Hashirama has also taken a red editing pen to Madara's note and added proper capitalization]

That tone is not appreciated.

But thank you for informing me that my hamper is in an inconvienent position for you. I shall move it to the left side of the sitting area. I am willing to compromise, as it is a sign of respect.

['respect' is written a little harder than the rest of his words. Clearly Hashirama is implying something here]