BEST PHYS ED TEACHER EVER :|

[dad_of_theyear]

[ Yes, boys and girls of Squarewarts, this is Norman, your new Phys Ed teacher. Don't worry, we're sure that beneath his stern and prickly exterior, he is a wonderful and caring human bei

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[mom_of_theyear]

[What's this, boys and girls? Why, it's Norman's happy, perky assistant coach, who always wears bright happy clothing and adores cute things. You don't want to make her angry any more than you would Mister Sunshine up there, but that's probably not obvious just yet.]

Now remember, everyone, better do as coach says~! We adults know what's bestee for all of youuuuuu~!

[dad_of_theyear]

[ Sheesh, Crystal's mom, why you gotta be like that? ]

Writing out tildes is unnecessary.

[mom_of_theyear]

Writing out whatsees now~?

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[dad_of_theyear]

Your handwriting could have too many flourishes, or else you are attempting to convey your particular tone of voice in your journal communications. Either way, it is extremely distracting. [ AND FAR TOO UNMANRY FOR NORMAN'S JOURNAL >C ]

[hatesyourheir]

How Draconian.