oh joseph, how could you turn this article i gave you for fun into a lifestyle? i love you, and yes, i am going to keep calling you at 2 am to bitch, and you know what? i only do it because i know you'll listen. There are so many guys that i love, and many that i have dated, that i wouldn't call at 2 am sobbing (even while in a relationship with them) because they weren't who i needed. You are a great, wonderful, romantic, protective, understanding, fabulous guy and don't ever change. that is who you are, and so many of us love it. Today is temporary, but the love that i know you know i have for you is going to be remembered forever, unless you do some jackass thing that pisses me off like hell. Then how do i explain to the kids damn it??
Moral of the story is: you will find someone who loves you for you, i have no doubt. you are just THAT great. :)
You WILL find the sexylicious babe of your dreams, who loves you for everything that you are. It is written in the stars. Or tarot cards. Or something. Either way, I have no doubt of it.
Oh, and I have your present, bitch. And you're gettin it tomorrow, And there ain't nothin you can do about it.
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Moral of the story is: you will find someone who loves you for you, i have no doubt. you are just THAT great. :)
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You WILL find the sexylicious babe of your dreams, who loves you for everything that you are.
It is written in the stars.
Or tarot cards.
Or something.
Either way, I have no doubt of it.
Oh, and I have your present, bitch.
And you're gettin it tomorrow,
And there ain't nothin you can do about it.
love always,
The Whore
PS: HAPPY 17TH you old fogie.
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