True love fucked John Lennon, and it'll fuck you too. But you'll be so happy, for the rest of your life.

n da #1 reasion for to datin a guitar player: Dey no how to finger! lolz

Actually, we'll both be getting the last laugh, but I'll be laughing a lot harder, sugar dumplin'.

This is a story I wrote for a class, using an idea I've been toying with recently for a lot of certain reasons. The title of this post is the tentative title of the story, but I don't think I'm going to use it as the final title. In the class, this will be one of three pieces that I will review and edit over and over again until it finally ( Read more... )

Open iTunes/iPod or Windows Media Player to ( Read more... )

To clarify, all's fair in love and war, and love and war are exactly the same thing.

    "But," I began, "What does a member of the pep club do ( Read more... )

Based on my relatively limited experience with drugs as well as stories I've heard, it seems like caffeine is the least fun out of all of them. Caffeine seems to be the only drug that allows you to stay almost constantly aware of the fact that the high you're feeling is fleeting, and that afterwards you will come crashing down, and you will feel ( Read more... )

This is a part of a play I wrote on a typewriter at my grandmother's house during the summer after I think 8th grade. I found it a few days ago and thought maybe I should put it somewhere else besides just laying around on yellowed sheets of paper. Keep in mind that I'm putting this here to humor myself, and I really don't think anyone but myself ( Read more... )

I already posted something on here like 4 hours ago but I can't sleep and when I'm really tired and bored my heart races so I felt like I should do something semi-interesting since I can't concentrate on Chemistry at the moment. Also, within the windows of time I actively updated this thing I never did a survey, so here it is. They're not really ( Read more... )