The machine known as me

Dec 09, 2004 06:15

dear friends,
I am fucking back and you are all going to fucking die.
sincerely,
AJ

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Now a Story from Mr. Showboat and the train tracks... stealmyhrt December 13 2004, 15:43:39 UTC
A story from me to you about your post by Kimberly Johnson

mr evil inner dialogue: you first muahahahahah
good inner dialogue: no thats not nice spread hugs hugs are good
mr evil inner dialogue : * walks over to good inner dialogue * *raises knife*
good inner dialogue: *raises arms and runs toward evil inner dialogue to hug him*
mr evil inner dialogue: *stabbs good inner dialogue through chest*
good inner dialogue: AUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH MY HEEART IS PUNCTURED ITS OK ILL GIVE YOU A HUG ANYWAYS .... * falls to ground and dies in a puddle of his own blood*
mr evil inner dialogue: hahahaha I will rape your skull

THE END!!!! yay
Please note that no inner dialogues or animals were harmed in the making of this story and if this were a real story then I would probobly be on some really fucked up substance

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Re: Now a Story from Mr. Showboat and the train tracks... cleverdisguise December 13 2004, 19:38:56 UTC
I am very very confused right now. SO wait is good dialouge me and bad you? Or, is bad a metaphor for our society, and good the loss of inn.... God whats going on in my brain ahhhhhhh.

promptly after my brain did blow up, but dont worry. i will manage without, i never use it much anyway.

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Re: Now a Story from Mr. Showboat and the train tracks... stealmyhrt December 13 2004, 22:04:27 UTC
good thing I am a brain surgeon and with my trusty needle and thread I sew your brain back together, after all the story is not a metaphor and the characters are not real it was just a response to the comment about fucking people not the act of fucking but just saying fuck to people.

So here is your brain, if you dont want this one you can take mine or go to the brain store down on the corner of 3rd street and bonita here in good old la verne. You have selections from rocky, bullwinkle, charles manson, edgar allan poe, cinderella, president Bush, ren, stimpy, hyper hypo from saturday night live, and so on and so forth... maybe you should just stick to your brain or we can trade.

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Re: Now a Story from Mr. Showboat and the train tracks... cleverdisguise December 13 2004, 23:31:02 UTC
yeah your options on brains suck, i think i will try ikea.com they have everything.

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