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cleversticks

Godzilla shows up on page 785

Jul 25, 2007 16:57

I should become a singing cab driver. I drove stargazzy to work, and meestagoat to the doctor today. Now all I need are some songs ( Read more... )

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be_fish July 25 2007, 23:13:27 UTC

My Burger King glass is more covered in Chewbacca than your honor student.

Oh no you di'nt!! Nah uh!!

cleversticks July 25 2007, 23:32:42 UTC

I expect Lilith to be covered in Chewbacca when she becomes an honor student later in life. Until then...

Not a hint... okay, kind of a hint... stargazzy July 25 2007, 23:25:35 UTC

My ripped window screen has more squirrels jumping through it than your honor student?

Re: Not a hint... okay, kind of a hint... cleversticks July 25 2007, 23:34:04 UTC

Hardy hardy har har. I did call BS about the window thing from yesterday and left a message, so next time I talk to him, I'll mention that again.

vollmeridian July 25 2007, 23:32:34 UTC

A yes, a snowclone . Here are some that I spotted on a flying Delorean last week:

My Orca has more blubber than your honor student.
My Orca is larger Spanish island than your honor student.
My Klingon challenges your honor, student.
My decision is for the plaintiff. I order Reginald Watson to give $25 for the pilferred sausages, and $50 more for the defendant's legal fees. Sincerely, Your Honor, Stu Dent, U.S. Circuit Judge.
My Orc tastes better than Your Stewed Ent.

cleversticks July 25 2007, 23:35:39 UTC

My dock's end is smarting from your honor's tubor.

vollmeridian July 26 2007, 00:05:52 UTC

My Inverted Jenny collection is worth more than your Honus Wagner

enoneoftheabove July 30 2007, 03:11:56 UTC

I would actually buy the Chewbacca one. Seriously.