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Well, as everybody knows, Raegan's here! It's amazing I thought she'd never get here (but I've always been the impatient type) and now that she is, I can't imagine Tiff and I producing such a finely-tuned cry and poop machine....:D (She takes after her father) Of course I'm kidding, she is THE most beautiful and precious thing I've ever seen and it ( Read more... )

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Tacos indeed. Nothing really much to say here other than I start my new yob on Sept. 7th. So until then, I have like, a ton of free time on my hands. So if any of yous get bored and need some company....guess what? No! I'm not busy at all! Sure I can come right over! With chips! Anyway ( Read more... )

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Dear God,
Thank you for giving us the ability to fart.

Cliff

Well howdy doody guys! I would like to start this latest journal entry by thanking everyone who came to the apartment for the party. That was definately worth all the waiting and planning! Honorable mentions go to Matt, Jen, and Billy Nascar for putting up with, dealing with, hanging out with, drinking with, and entertaining everyone. I appreciate ( Read more... )

I am worth $2,154,174 on HumanForSale.com

Any takers? Tips welcome....

I'm going straight to hell....does it bother anyone that I know this yet I really don't care? I swear I got the biggest laugh last night at the expense of another. Let me expand the horizons of those who don't know "Cliff's random evil hatred ( Read more... )