I am a depressive ( Read more... )

jeski made me a most awesome birthday cake...

( BEHOLD!!! )

Below the cut is a photo of hexyhex's and selkiss's chests.

Those who know them, take a peak, and see if you can tell whose is whose.

( Boing! )

Tomorrow (20th of February) is my birthday.

Since I'm not having any kind of celebrations this year, I encourage everyone to think about me the next time they have sex, masturbate, or otherwise indulge in one of their favourite vices.

Want more sleep. =_=

Random thought for the day: Does burning bridges make navigation easier?

There's a sign on Showground Rd in Castle Hill that says:

JESUS (enclosed in a picture of a fish)
The Best Gift of All
FOR US ALL

... but since it was behind a lamp post when I saw it, it seemed to say:

JESS
The Best of All
FOOL

The Infinite Teen Slang Dictionary

Lemming
adj. desirable but not happy.
"Are you as Lemming as I am, man?"

Hmm... ask me a week or two ago, sure. Apart from a self-induced lack of sleep last night, things are pretty good.

Oh...
fuck...
It's past 1am.

I'll be in my bubble.

No calls, please.

Keywords to search, if you haven't already seen it:

Clerks
2
Teaser
... and I'm not giving you the link, just as a test of your resolve.

She's like some kind of sick joke devised to offend creationists and evolutionists alike.