I tried to click on the Memories link on my livejournal and something funny happened. It said "Error - You have no memories"

I guess that explains something.

But on a brighter note, I got Bobby to change his password to penis. Unfortunately, the computer replied "Password Not Long Enough" and rejected his change.

I am sorry young son.

So get this. My computer is sooo messed up, that I can't even access livejournal from it. So that means I am back at the usual spot... Yep, UWM ( Read more... )

One more day after today and UWM is done for a month or so. Woo hoo!

My chest pains have been getting worse and worse. Now I am just feeling numb and fatigued really bad everyday. The docs can't do much for me anymore more. But fuck it. I'm gonna have as much fun as possible while I can.

Wow. Long time no see. How you doin, stranger ( Read more... )

Beware for I deliver the clothesline from hell and my nigga Bobby delivers the dropkick from heaven.

Never said I was innocent ( Read more... )

So yeah. Everyone is all googily eyed and mopey about the year ending ( Read more... )

Another reason to doubt me ( Read more... )

The Sugar Ray concert was awesome. For those of you who only know the more recent Sugar Ray, I feel bad for you, because you are missing out. Just to let you know, the concert started with their song called "Wife Beater." And it also included "Mean Machine." Fun stuff ( Read more... )

There are four coffins, three nuts, and two dead people. What day of the week is it and which letter of the alphabet best represents this situation? Explain in full detail citing specific quotes from the popular hit song "MMM-Bop" by Hanson. You have two minutes.