birthdays

[cliftonmatt]

so now two birthdays in a row my alcohol tolerance is going back up, which is nice. ugh need a real job anyone know of anything

Comments

[shallowthing]

Ah. You're referring to the Great Nottingham Woman Shortage. Sucks, doesn't it?

[inkymitts]

A myth! Unlike the Great Nottingham Scaredy-Cat Blokes Who Run Off Like A Bunch Of Girls.

[shallowthing]

Hmm. I get the impression there's a story here I'm not in on. Is this something I'm Not Goff Enough to have heard about?

[inkymitts]

Oh it's not a specific. I'm not *that* exciting... more.... I have tried for your Nottingham men... and they have run away. Now I import them!