being sick

[climber_dave]

so now i am sick, which is undoubtably a result of my not having drank enough recently. it is my firm belief that if you fill your body with a critical volume of poison, there is no way that germs can survive, and as poisons go, alcohol is just more fun than most. my plan was working fine, and then bam, i wake up today feeling like shit at 3pm.

Comments

[cuddleslut314]

Sickness sucks, give a yell if you ever want company, cause I never want to do my work. Fucking asshat, I want to be sick so I don't have to work either, oh wait, I still have to work, I just get to do it sick. Enough from me.

[climber_dave]

in the words of mother threresa, "ha ha ha, ha ha, you stanko mclardy fat stinkface."
seriously, being sick is mad justification to do nothing, which is pretty much one of my four goals in life anyway. in addition to this, i still went bowling, drank, and played life-sized jenga with a bunch of my friends tonight, making it an all out success. score one for germs.

[anonymous]

good times tonight. peace.
-clancy