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[climbonmysteed]

This entry was inspired by Lizzie's comment, "i love how everytime you update (which is almost never) it starts out with you compaining about something smelling, and ends with something about a governemt conspiracy

Comments

[kashmirdreamer]

it's all a conspiracy.

[boyforsale]

a ha! i have noticed the odor, but i just thought mine god stronger. that would explain the suited white men taking some hunk of metal out of my ass last night. they must have put it in lizzie's. although, i still smell. i htink the chip is only temporary, and then you get a permanent odor. and maybe thats why my farts are so awesome. (they still are, even without the chip)

or maybe people like to disect my poo. either way, the government is out to get us, and lizzie is just another victim. don't feel bad lizzie, it happens to the best of us.

for example the weather today. first its sunny, then all the sudden its black out. it thunders, the downpurs. then hails. then sprinkles. suddenly its beautiful out again. and now its cloudy and dark again.

mother nature? i think not. unless shes menopausal. and if so, it was porbably the governments doing.

those assholes.

[boyforsale]

and they have a reason to give us the funky weather. they dont approve of us marrying the homosexuals.

those damn homophobic racist government officials.

[climbonmysteed]

becca, your comments have left me speechless. all i can say is...i love your with all my heart.

[electrifithesky]

rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off.

[snl_bound_hobo]

well, it looks like you found out my plan...you were smarter than we thought Miss Murtagh, but your smartness is what will eventually cause your downfall. and although you got the initial plans right, you got most of them wrong. yes, i was sent here to make people puke up their intestens from my smell, but i'm not from the US governement. indeed, i am...from canada. my pure anger towards them was all a joke this whole time. i actually come from Toronto, as the Canadian's have planned to take over the US for such a long time. but since we're all idiots, i have failed...as always. i suck, eh?

i can't even pretend to be canadian without wincing. but i still am going to continue with my plan...

[climbonmysteed]

you've gone too far my friend, too far ::dramatic effect::

[snl_bound_hobo]

oh erin *cheesy smile and freeze frame like the breakfast club*