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[climbonmysteed]

"I'm going to lock a fat woman in my basement and then starve her so she will have lots of extra skin. I will then cut that skin off, make a man's suit out of it, and patrol the streets acting like Bob Saget."
A quote from my sister, Tara.

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[froggin_ashole]

*parachutes in as music from the priceless commercial for the dog...one plays*
NEEEW CHA CHA CHA! TAKE COVER! TANK AHEAD GET LOW! *BANG BANG* AAAAAHHH JOHNNY NOOOO!NEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW KABA KABA ! WHY:
Real picture of me:
http://franklots.dyndns.org/fotogaleij/platoon.jpg