Cats are like Velociraptors

[clinester111]

So I bagged work today... damn cats. They aren't even mine. I've been house-sitting for my friend Milo while he's been out of town this week. He has two cats: Solstice and Otis, and they are crafty. I drove out to his house in Mebane after taking the scenic route to drop Sarah off in Carrboro. I unlocked the front door, walked in, went up

Comments

[margaretc]

I thought you were a sheep person?

[cheerlygoodadam]

God, fucking cats. Who needs a pet that they have to emotionally manipulate as it passive aggressively tortures them? If you feed an animal and give it free shelter, it should at least owe you attention and affection.

[splagxna]

i have some germanizations of lambchop to send you. what email?