So, this is the kind of day it's been today... (Entry may take a moment to load... :D!)

Oct 18, 2011 00:53

In which Ashley is potentially a horrible person, though it really depends on you... :D!

Though you might be wondering why... Well, I'm not too sure how this'll show up, but... MULLET!

To all those who I have exposed this to in the past, I do apologise... No, wait, I'm not sure if I actually do... (To those I have expressed apologies to already, to you I am sorry. You know who you are.)

The mullet squid is a strange creature that lives with Okada. It enjoys helping him with his dancing (as Okada wears him as a hat). Especially dances that look like they could be fighting moves (I know nothing of this stuff, okay). The squid insists that the added swish makes the moves more effective. Because Okada is nice, he rolls with it.








The mullet squid also likes to help Okada's fans ship him with Ken. Look at how happy they look together.










The mullet squid is also convinced that as a team, the two of them could become the next winner of "America's Next Top Model". The mullet squid just wishes Okada would hop on and learn some better English though before taking the show by storm, not that he thinks English is actually needed, but it might help with the appeal a bit (though it's convinced they could win anyway).




But in the end though, the mullet squid's greatest passion and hobby to do with Okada continues to be dancing. He just loves how his appendages go swish~












Secretly though, the mullet squid stays around because Okada is Aquaman (and Jesus, but that's another story). It also lives in Okada's bathtub. They hang out all the time at home. They're buds and all.




Well, now that that is out of my system... It's strange how this has come up today often, even when I've just been by myself (yes, I do actually think about the mullet for periods of time, I love it so much~). Oh mullet, how I love you~ The final moment though resulted me in breaking out my photobucket, which resulted in this... Yes... :D!

I dedicate this to anyone who has been a victim (as in, has seen) to my mullet spam that happens every so often on tumblr. Particularly to ltgmars and greatfountain. Both of which are an integral part of the mullet mythos. Ugh, this was really random, wasn't it? XD

EDIT Fixed the modelling show name. I forgot the "Next". What the hell? XD

v6; okada junichi, v6, blorg

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