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[cloakedchaos]

Your mom's so fat that she thinks D&D stands for Drumsticks & Donuts

Comments

[chellifaerie]

what the hell was that??

[watergriffin]

freak

My glocks' gotta +5 against bitchass crackas, muthafucka.

[royalcrown]

that is the funniest thing of the year so far, thanks bro.

you missed some

[anonymous]

Your mom's so fat, she eats a Colossal monstrous spider to cast Spider Climb.
Your mom's so fat, she tried casting Animal Growth on a steak.
Your mom's so ugly, even a vargouille won't kiss her.
Your mom's so dumb, Detect Thoughts came back negative.
Your mom's so fat, she chases ochre jellies around with toast and a butterknife.
Your mom's so fat, when she collides with a gelatinous cube she engulfs it.
Your mom's so fat, she casts Earthquake whenever you trip her.
Your mom's so dumb, she blew her save against Feeblemind and got smarter.
Your mom's so fat, when you cast Forcecage on her, her rolls stick out between the bars.
Your mom's so fat, it took 10 castings of Goodberry to sate her.
Your mom's so fat, she thinks a Holy Word is "food".
Your mom's so fat, casting Implosion on her creates a black hole.
Your mom's so dumb, she tried to disarm her own Leomund's Trap.
Your mom's so ugly, you can cast Power Word Blind by describing her naked.

[dark_kinder]

Lovely