017. STILL an Emergency!!!

[clobbadatkirbeh]

I HAVE BEEN DISTRIBUTING POSTERS ALL OVER CAMPUS NOW.
I HOPE SOMEONE CAN HELP ME FIND MY STUFF... IM... I DONT KNOW HOW LONG I CAN HOLD IT.

GUYS.
ITS TOO COLD.

TOOOOO COLD.

...I NEED MY LOYAL SERVANTS, OR ELSE... I WILL... BE ....

A NORMAL PEASANT.

....
AGAIN, FOR WHO EVER MISSED IT, HERE IS A DIGITAL COPY OF MY MEMO.

Comments

[babylonhawk]

This is the first time I've seen a penguin whining about being cold. Isn't your blubber supposed to be enough to keep you warm?

[clobbadatkirbeh]

...Excuse me?
YOU, Good Sir, ARE GREEN.
LIKE A MANDARIN DUCK.

and SECOND.

WHALES HAVE BLUBBER.
I ONLY HAVE FAT RESERVES.

BESIDES, DO YOU SEE MY HEAD? ITS NOT FAT LIKE FALCON'S HERE, THATS WHY I NEED MY BEANIE.
ASAP.

GO FIND IT.
YOU WILL BE REWARDED