egh!

[clobby]

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[martiniandrossi]

Is it wrong/creepy to think that this is kind of adorable??

*sqeeeak!

[optic]

cutest rapist EVAR

[martiniandrossi]

I had a turtle once. It didn't do any of that cute rape stuff. It mostly just sat there, and then it bit me when I tried to pet his tiny little head. What a bastard.

[roofless]

The green skin that you applied to the video frame puts this shit over the top. Kudos to you sir!

[clobby]

hahaha I do my best!

[zeldakitty]

this sort of broke my heart you know? Poor turtle doesn't know it's a shoe. This video yesterday made me google "turtles fucking" to learn how they do it. Apparently that's not his turtle donger, but his tail. How turtles get it on, it's a wonder baby turtles even happen.

[clobby]

very interesting/sad!

[poettrees]

I hope that's the turtle going in for a cuddle right at the end. By far my favorite part is how he opens up his mouth, it's like how girls' mouths drop open when they're putting on eyeliner.

[zeldakitty]

dude:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9icgzWu_mE

Turtle porn.

[clobby]

lolololololol

[clobby]

this movie popped up as related:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmWtFAZHaHM&feature=related

!!!!!