BIESTE. Beast.
I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY ABOUT THIS EPISODE:Puck is back. Puck is back. Puck is back. HAPPY DAYS.
I’m not entirely sure when half the stuff that happened on Glee happened on Glee.
So I guess I am very glad for the catch-up. Huh.
I love how hypocrite!Quinn. And cold bath!Sam.
These are good things that lead to my fic-in-progress being gloriously in canon.
“I’ve never actually almost killed a civil servant before.”
Well, maybe you should, Sam. Maybe you should.
I am very much enjoying the bromance of Sam/Finn, but I seriously wanted some Sam/Kurt broship to occur. For realz. I just wanted someone who wasn’t a woman and wasn’t gay and didn’t have to get over some homo-issues to just like Kurt, accept him for who he is. For a show about tolerance, the people are really intolerant.
I always imagine Kurt to be really, really bruised. Like seriously. That locker is not his friend.
YES, LET US WELCOME HIM.
He is glorious.
Let’s have some character-development too. Yes? No? Too much?
I get it. I’ll be quiet.
Kurt, I know I’m meant to be feeling your inner turmoil right now. But your hair is so beautiful.
Oh, Puck, I love when you say things like Probie Officer.
Never change.
Except do, because I really want you and Quinn to live happily-ever-for-a-little-while.
You see what I mean?
Beautiful hair. Bruised body.
AMAZING BOW TIE.
Oh, Will, you’ve just seen that happen. And you didn’t say anything? Seriously.
I mean, I don’t really understand how you can be considered a good teacher.
Essentially you’ve just said: “Why aren’t you putting up with homophobia as well as you used to?” THIS IS NOT GOOD TEACHING.
PUCK STOP BEING A DICK.
PLEASE GROW.
OMG. I am such a perv.
But please, let’s have Quinn mack-a-lack in all the episodes ever. She’s so fracking good at it.
I WANT THIS SCENE IN LOTS OF COLOURS PLEASE.
LOTS OF COLOURS.
But not the fucking Beast parts. I’m alright without those in my life.
BRAIN BLEACH, please.
But can I just say from a Quinn-stan POV: I am really in love with this scene. With how she says ‘say my name’: THREE FOLD BABY- 1) I’m a perv. 2) I can’t hear someone say ‘Say My Name’ without thinking of that American Pie moment where ol’ Ally Hanigan totally adlibs “SAY MY NAME, BITCH!” 3) I love the idea that Quinn needs to feel wanted. That she needs to know she’s the most important thing. And that she needs to feel in control. She repeats herself: “I said Say My Name.” because she wants to know that he heard her. And I like to link this to Puck’s return and how he probably hasn’t loved her the way she wanted him to, so she’s making Sam. YES.
Plus, Quinn’s eyelashes make me melt.
Oh-Oh-Oh.
Quinn/Sue Maternal-Fuckedupedness. YES. IT’S BACK.
Y’all may remember this was one of my favourite parts of the first set of episodes. This weird need that Quinn has to have someone be proud of her. Even Sue. Because Sue made her head cheerio, because Sue sees herself in Quinn, because Sue is the best and Quinn likes knowing she was the best to someone else. SO YES. It’s back.
Again, in my head, this is because of the lacking in a mother Quinn has. Sue knew about the baby, spotted the differences, was a bitch-- BUT HAD AN OPINION.
Quinn’s mother came back when it was easy to.
SUE ROCKS. That is all.
“I’m gonna have to stare at some wounds.”
Sue, you rock. Say wounds again.
Young-Jedi-In-A-Wheelchair
LOVE IT.
I’ve been wanting Puck and Artie to sing together for a long time. Like properly.
I’m not entirely sure I love it in this capacity: this capacity of: PUCK HAS NOT CHANGED AT ALL, WHY WON’T HE CHANGE, WRITERS BE BETTER PLEASE.
But my gosh, I love me some Mark’s voice. And some KevyMac’s voice. And the two together. And guitar-ing.
AND Y’ALL KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT MASH-UPS.
But if you don’t: it’s good feelings.
But most of all, I really enjoyed Puck’s silent threats. WHILST SINGING.
Did anyone else really want Puck to say they were going to buy dip and nunchucks?! LET’S HAVE A THROWBACK, PEOPLE.
He buys a lot of fricking dip.
But now I do have images of him trading those clove cigarettes for protection.
HEY, BLAINE, YOU’RE GORGEOUS!
Your chin makes me happy.
Oh, slowmotion running. Favourite kind of running here, people. And in an oldy looking building, that is the stuff of cinematic LOVE.
ACAPELLA.
I LOVE IT.
I always wanted Rachel and Jesse to sing on their lonesome. Seriously.
Just so we can hear their perfect voices.
I’m glad that Kurt’s falling in love with him because I kind of am. Haha.
Kurt, you need to get with that. Boy is fiiiiiiiine.
LOOK AT THAT.
OW. OW.
ASIAN FUSION MAKE OUT SESSION.
DELISH.
I kind of want them to have a perfect little Chang-offspring.
But THEN-- I think, no. I really don’t.
But I do want him to swipe her v-card. BOOSH.
Quinn is the best arguer ever.
SHE WILL WIN AT LIFE BECAUSE SHE CAN.
Oh, Will. Fuck off. You’re not getting brownie points now. NOT NOW, NOT EVER.
Sam and Finn went all manorexic last time because of you. MAKE THINGS RIGHT.
And can I just say, I don’t know, I don’t agree with the fact that they all spoke about it and stuff, but if it was just Sam on his own doing it, it’s not really that bad. BAD FEMINIST IS BAD. But like-- I don’t know, I think he’s not exactly going to go up to Finn and be all “hey you, Postman could have died. SHOW SOME RESPECT.”
Aw, I nearly cried when Kurt started welling up because it must be so hard feeling so alone, and also Chris just has this ability to make me cry. Haha.
Also, he looks so fetching.
GET THAT BOY AN EMMY.
Seriously, Blaine is pretty fucking gorgeous too. And I love the idea of him as a mentor, a shiny, gloriously-chinned mentor.
HE REMINDS ME OF SIMON TAM FROM FIREFLY THAT’S WHAT IT IS.
I want to see them make out.
I WON’T LIE.
WHY ISN’T RACHEL TALKING?! WHY?!
SPIES!
I love you, Berry. WHERE YOU GO?!
GET BACK HERE.
I won’t lie. Ages ago, when they mentioned in a fleeting semi-joking comment that Brittany might have had a little crush on Artie, I was really happy. I loved the idea. Because back then, Artie was sort of naïve and she was most definitely naïve and they could just be lovely together. But my heart was to Artie/Tina and Joss brought some lens flare in and HOW CAN I ARGUE WITH THIS?! HOW?! So I was like “yeah, lush, I love it You go.” but I thought they might make really awesome besties.
And I hate that they’ve really fucked it all up.
Gr.
BUT I DO LIKE THAT ARTIE IS ACKNOWLEDGING THIS. Good things.
But I’ll tell you what I do like-- that even though Artie is a douche, it’s like… it’s like he’s being a douche in a very sixteen year old way. He doesn’t know how to talk to his girl, so he plays Xbox. Yeah, these are not Romeos yet. In fact, even Romeo was a bit of a fickle-dick. I SAID IT.
WILL, SERIOUSLY.
Don’t tell her.
I’d throw myself off a fucking bridge if you told me that.
JUST LIE AND SAY YOU DON’T KNOW. LIE. I’m really good at it, I’ll show you!
Of course she’s gonna take it personally!
OF COURSE SHE IS!
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, WILL!?!?
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?
Of course he’d let go of your eggo.
Erm, Puckaroo is like the shizznick. With his amateur dramatics.
“You should be our nation’s president.”-- SAN-SAN, I LOVE YOU.
Fucking Puckster, boy can’t dash. Ugh, you’re really pissing me off.
My version of you is so much better.
But here’s what I do love: HERE.
Artie is a nice guy under it all. Misguided, immature, BUT NICE.
And he has a voice that makes my insides melt, let’s LET HIM SING.
MY GOD, I ENJOY MY GIRLS IN LEATHER.
Had my blondes (need an icon so me and RAYCHEL can have our sexy biyotches together again), had Tina being a little sexpot, had Ms. Berry looking sexy, HAD QUINN IN A BANDANA.
OH, HAPPY DAYS.
I, uh, I watched this and changed my pants more times than I care to admit.
SANTANA IS SINGING! I HEAR HER!
Berry, grind against the guitar player. I WANT TO BE THAT GUITAR PLAYER.
I love Finn getting into it with such enthusiasm, YES. Miming drums is the only way to show appreciation, Finn-Finn.
Aw, they were just having so much fun.
PLUS LEATHER-- RAWR.
Btw there’s a bit--shit, I have to find this gif now: *hunts* where Britt does this little walk/dance thing, shit, where is it.
GOT IT.
THAT’S HOW I DANCE AROUND THE BAKERY. Holy!Kindred!Dancing!Spirits! If there’s no one there, and I have to get from one side to the other, that’s how I’ll move. Because I’m badass.
It’s also how I get around my house.
Plus, UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH. DYING. DYING.
Look: Artie is appropriately BLOWN AWAY.
Oh, Will, how lame are you?
“What made you guys choose those songs?”
“Uh, you kind of prompted us with classic rock.”
WANTS MORE LEATHER IN MY LIFE.
Oh, the drama of being Sue. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That’s a really wussy run, Kurt.
Come on, you’re a football player.
I think.
Is he?
Oh, and does anyone want like Blaine to just send him a dirty text for once?
I think that’d be a wicked surprise.
STOP BRUISING HIM!
No wait, “Oh, I’m gonna be your bruise.” GETTING IT. MAKES SENSE WITH WHAT JUST HAPPENED.
OOOH, GETTING BUFFY FLASHBACKS.
GETTING THEM
To that episode where people became creatures from the deep and the football player/maybe he was on swim team came out to Xander.
YES.
OOOOH, did anyone else see that coming?
It just seemed so obvious.
OF COURSE I HATE YOU, I SECRETLY LOVE YOU AND WANT TO BE YOU.
No, sometimes people are just dicks.
Hopefully the other stupid jock is just a cock who hates gays. THIS IS TRUER TO LIFE.
REASON 1 why I quite liked this kiss): it was pretty well-acted, with all the WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY? appropriateness. But then the ‘oh, I’m a sad football player’ sadness.
AND 2) I really like that Kurt pushed him away. Because I thought we might have a Maxxie-from-Skins-esque “oh fuck it” moment, but there was actually WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! And I’m assuming- we’re all assuming, unless narrator guy is going to let us know next time in ‘what you missed’- that this is Kurt’s first gay kiss. So no, I don’t think I’d have wanted it like that, in those circumstances. Though to be the fantasy of someone who doesn’t want to want you, GOOD TIMES. GOOD LUSTY TIMES.
“And Tina.”
WELL SHE DID KISS A GIRL, AND LIKE IT.
Aw, Quinn. Your eyes of shock are even huger than usual.
OH, MY PUCK!
This is the Puck I love. Wounded-little-boy!Puck. The Puck that was abandoned and unloved.
I like to compare Puck to River Phoenix in Stand By Me; he’s bad arse. And yeah, he did take that lunch money. But he gave it back.
So when he’s all “None of you care about me”, I really felt it.
This is why my Puck/Quinn work so well; because omg, two people unloved in entirely different ways who reacted in completely opposite ways who found the one person to love them back was the one person who would hate them to.
SEE, GLEE. LET ME WRITE FOR YOU.
Just their parts.
JUST THEIRS.
But then I wanted him to do a Sue and be like “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH” and Figgins to say NOT THE CHILDREN.
BLAINE AND KURT-- STOP!INTERVENTION TIME.
Or Gaytervention time.
Uh, I’ll come up with a better name later.
Aw. I do like this guy’s acting. As scared chubby man-child. CUTE.
BUT BLAINE IS ON MY SCREEN. WITH HIS CHIN.
ERM, YOU WERE KISSED BY MY GIRL BRITT. I KNOW YOU THINK IT DIDN’T COUNT, BUT IT DID. YOU’RE LIKE KISSING A BABY. SHE TOLD YOU THAT. DID THAT MEAN NOTHING?!
Aw, BEAST. Don’t make me love you. I was really indifferent to you up until this episode.
But you’re so lovely.
I also like that they made her ‘not gay’-- just because it’d be easy to. STEREOTYPES, STEREOTYPES.
Never Been Kissed. Aw, you need to befriend lovely Emma.
Ugh. Will, you nauseate me.
When he said ‘inside’-- I could have sworn he was going to end it there. AND I WAS LIKE BWAH. RUDE.
Will, do you honestly think you’re so special that a random kiss from you would make her life?
I mean it might. But the writers have done a really shit job at feminism if it does.
Oh, Puck, we all saw through your outer-shell of bravado. WE SAW.
BUT BEST HANDSHAKE EVER.
Kind of weird to have a framed picture of him.
A picture’s fine.
FRAMED?? NOT COOL.
Aw, I like that things don’t change. But that when he does it, he knows why, and Kurt knows why. And the bloody nose will heal.
BUT NOW I FEEL THE URGE TO WRITE SLASH. Argh, IN MANY PAIRINGS.
“Like a chocolate turtle.”
“Totally, you’re nougaty.”
UNF. BROMANCE.
I also really want Puck to seduce her.
I am so sick.
OH LAST MASH-UP.
I LOVE IT.
The show does mash-ups so well.
It’s weird, I like to listen to the boys more, but the girls has leather-- so you know, they win.
AND SAM SINGING TO QUINN JUST MADE ME SO HAPPY. JUST BECAUSE SHE WAS GIGGLING. UNF. GIGGLING.
AND OMG RACHEL’S FACEPALM WAS MAYBE THE MOST ADORABLE MOMENT OF RACHEL’S EVER. Argh. The show are doing a good job of making me just accept Finchel. No, I will not actively ship them. ST. BERRY FOR LIFE. But I will adore their cuteness and height difference.
I’ll tell you what I’ve missed the most though: FINN’S BAD DANCING. AND IT WAS IN ABUNDANCE.
If New Directions win, FIX. J’ACCUSE.
Not with Blaine-AKA-my-Jesse-fix-while-he’s-not-about as their competition.
The thing is, I like how perfect he looks. Like Jesse. There’s something coiffed about him.
He’s like a nicer Jesse St. James. Now this does not mean I love him more, quite the contrary. I love Jesse St. James for being such a magnificent bastard.
I consider my case RESTED.
I’m not entirely sure when half the stuff that happened on Glee happened on Glee.
So I guess I am very glad for the catch-up. Huh.
I love how hypocrite!Quinn. And cold bath!Sam.
These are good things that lead to my fic-in-progress being gloriously in canon.
“I’ve never actually almost killed a civil servant before.”
Well, maybe you should, Sam. Maybe you should.
I am very much enjoying the bromance of Sam/Finn, but I seriously wanted some Sam/Kurt broship to occur. For realz. I just wanted someone who wasn’t a woman and wasn’t gay and didn’t have to get over some homo-issues to just like Kurt, accept him for who he is. For a show about tolerance, the people are really intolerant.
I always imagine Kurt to be really, really bruised. Like seriously. That locker is not his friend.
YES, LET US WELCOME HIM.
He is glorious.
Let’s have some character-development too. Yes? No? Too much?
I get it. I’ll be quiet.
Kurt, I know I’m meant to be feeling your inner turmoil right now. But your hair is so beautiful.
Oh, Puck, I love when you say things like Probie Officer.
Never change.
Except do, because I really want you and Quinn to live happily-ever-for-a-little-while.
You see what I mean?
Beautiful hair. Bruised body.
AMAZING BOW TIE.
Oh, Will, you’ve just seen that happen. And you didn’t say anything? Seriously.
I mean, I don’t really understand how you can be considered a good teacher.
Essentially you’ve just said: “Why aren’t you putting up with homophobia as well as you used to?” THIS IS NOT GOOD TEACHING.
PUCK STOP BEING A DICK.
PLEASE GROW.
OMG. I am such a perv.
But please, let’s have Quinn mack-a-lack in all the episodes ever. She’s so fracking good at it.
I WANT THIS SCENE IN LOTS OF COLOURS PLEASE.
LOTS OF COLOURS.
But not the fucking Beast parts. I’m alright without those in my life.
BRAIN BLEACH, please.
But can I just say from a Quinn-stan POV: I am really in love with this scene. With how she says ‘say my name’: THREE FOLD BABY- 1) I’m a perv. 2) I can’t hear someone say ‘Say My Name’ without thinking of that American Pie moment where ol’ Ally Hanigan totally adlibs “SAY MY NAME, BITCH!” 3) I love the idea that Quinn needs to feel wanted. That she needs to know she’s the most important thing. And that she needs to feel in control. She repeats herself: “I said Say My Name.” because she wants to know that he heard her. And I like to link this to Puck’s return and how he probably hasn’t loved her the way she wanted him to, so she’s making Sam. YES.
Plus, Quinn’s eyelashes make me melt.
Oh-Oh-Oh.
Quinn/Sue Maternal-Fuckedupedness. YES. IT’S BACK.
Y’all may remember this was one of my favourite parts of the first set of episodes. This weird need that Quinn has to have someone be proud of her. Even Sue. Because Sue made her head cheerio, because Sue sees herself in Quinn, because Sue is the best and Quinn likes knowing she was the best to someone else. SO YES. It’s back.
Again, in my head, this is because of the lacking in a mother Quinn has. Sue knew about the baby, spotted the differences, was a bitch-- BUT HAD AN OPINION.
Quinn’s mother came back when it was easy to.
SUE ROCKS. That is all.
“I’m gonna have to stare at some wounds.”
Sue, you rock. Say wounds again.
Young-Jedi-In-A-Wheelchair
LOVE IT.
I’ve been wanting Puck and Artie to sing together for a long time. Like properly.
I’m not entirely sure I love it in this capacity: this capacity of: PUCK HAS NOT CHANGED AT ALL, WHY WON’T HE CHANGE, WRITERS BE BETTER PLEASE.
But my gosh, I love me some Mark’s voice. And some KevyMac’s voice. And the two together. And guitar-ing.
AND Y’ALL KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT MASH-UPS.
But if you don’t: it’s good feelings.
But most of all, I really enjoyed Puck’s silent threats. WHILST SINGING.
Did anyone else really want Puck to say they were going to buy dip and nunchucks?! LET’S HAVE A THROWBACK, PEOPLE.
He buys a lot of fricking dip.
But now I do have images of him trading those clove cigarettes for protection.
HEY, BLAINE, YOU’RE GORGEOUS!
Your chin makes me happy.
Oh, slowmotion running. Favourite kind of running here, people. And in an oldy looking building, that is the stuff of cinematic LOVE.
ACAPELLA.
I LOVE IT.
I always wanted Rachel and Jesse to sing on their lonesome. Seriously.
Just so we can hear their perfect voices.
I’m glad that Kurt’s falling in love with him because I kind of am. Haha.
Kurt, you need to get with that. Boy is fiiiiiiiine.
LOOK AT THAT.
OW. OW.
ASIAN FUSION MAKE OUT SESSION.
DELISH.
I kind of want them to have a perfect little Chang-offspring.
But THEN-- I think, no. I really don’t.
But I do want him to swipe her v-card. BOOSH.
Quinn is the best arguer ever.
SHE WILL WIN AT LIFE BECAUSE SHE CAN.
Oh, Will. Fuck off. You’re not getting brownie points now. NOT NOW, NOT EVER.
Sam and Finn went all manorexic last time because of you. MAKE THINGS RIGHT.
And can I just say, I don’t know, I don’t agree with the fact that they all spoke about it and stuff, but if it was just Sam on his own doing it, it’s not really that bad. BAD FEMINIST IS BAD. But like-- I don’t know, I think he’s not exactly going to go up to Finn and be all “hey you, Postman could have died. SHOW SOME RESPECT.”
Aw, I nearly cried when Kurt started welling up because it must be so hard feeling so alone, and also Chris just has this ability to make me cry. Haha.
Also, he looks so fetching.
GET THAT BOY AN EMMY.
Seriously, Blaine is pretty fucking gorgeous too. And I love the idea of him as a mentor, a shiny, gloriously-chinned mentor.
HE REMINDS ME OF SIMON TAM FROM FIREFLY THAT’S WHAT IT IS.
I want to see them make out.
I WON’T LIE.
WHY ISN’T RACHEL TALKING?! WHY?!
SPIES!
I love you, Berry. WHERE YOU GO?!
GET BACK HERE.
I won’t lie. Ages ago, when they mentioned in a fleeting semi-joking comment that Brittany might have had a little crush on Artie, I was really happy. I loved the idea. Because back then, Artie was sort of naïve and she was most definitely naïve and they could just be lovely together. But my heart was to Artie/Tina and Joss brought some lens flare in and HOW CAN I ARGUE WITH THIS?! HOW?! So I was like “yeah, lush, I love it You go.” but I thought they might make really awesome besties.
And I hate that they’ve really fucked it all up.
Gr.
BUT I DO LIKE THAT ARTIE IS ACKNOWLEDGING THIS. Good things.
But I’ll tell you what I do like-- that even though Artie is a douche, it’s like… it’s like he’s being a douche in a very sixteen year old way. He doesn’t know how to talk to his girl, so he plays Xbox. Yeah, these are not Romeos yet. In fact, even Romeo was a bit of a fickle-dick. I SAID IT.
WILL, SERIOUSLY.
Don’t tell her.
I’d throw myself off a fucking bridge if you told me that.
JUST LIE AND SAY YOU DON’T KNOW. LIE. I’m really good at it, I’ll show you!
Of course she’s gonna take it personally!
OF COURSE SHE IS!
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, WILL!?!?
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?
Of course he’d let go of your eggo.
Erm, Puckaroo is like the shizznick. With his amateur dramatics.
“You should be our nation’s president.”-- SAN-SAN, I LOVE YOU.
Fucking Puckster, boy can’t dash. Ugh, you’re really pissing me off.
My version of you is so much better.
But here’s what I do love: HERE.
Artie is a nice guy under it all. Misguided, immature, BUT NICE.
And he has a voice that makes my insides melt, let’s LET HIM SING.
MY GOD, I ENJOY MY GIRLS IN LEATHER.
Had my blondes (need an icon so me and RAYCHEL can have our sexy biyotches together again), had Tina being a little sexpot, had Ms. Berry looking sexy, HAD QUINN IN A BANDANA.
OH, HAPPY DAYS.
I, uh, I watched this and changed my pants more times than I care to admit.
SANTANA IS SINGING! I HEAR HER!
Berry, grind against the guitar player. I WANT TO BE THAT GUITAR PLAYER.
I love Finn getting into it with such enthusiasm, YES. Miming drums is the only way to show appreciation, Finn-Finn.
Aw, they were just having so much fun.
PLUS LEATHER-- RAWR.
Btw there’s a bit--shit, I have to find this gif now: *hunts* where Britt does this little walk/dance thing, shit, where is it.
GOT IT.
THAT’S HOW I DANCE AROUND THE BAKERY. Holy!Kindred!Dancing!Spirits! If there’s no one there, and I have to get from one side to the other, that’s how I’ll move. Because I’m badass.
It’s also how I get around my house.
Plus, UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH. DYING. DYING.
Look: Artie is appropriately BLOWN AWAY.
Oh, Will, how lame are you?
“What made you guys choose those songs?”
“Uh, you kind of prompted us with classic rock.”
WANTS MORE LEATHER IN MY LIFE.
Oh, the drama of being Sue. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That’s a really wussy run, Kurt.
Come on, you’re a football player.
I think.
Is he?
Oh, and does anyone want like Blaine to just send him a dirty text for once?
I think that’d be a wicked surprise.
STOP BRUISING HIM!
No wait, “Oh, I’m gonna be your bruise.” GETTING IT. MAKES SENSE WITH WHAT JUST HAPPENED.
OOOH, GETTING BUFFY FLASHBACKS.
GETTING THEM
To that episode where people became creatures from the deep and the football player/maybe he was on swim team came out to Xander.
YES.
OOOOH, did anyone else see that coming?
It just seemed so obvious.
OF COURSE I HATE YOU, I SECRETLY LOVE YOU AND WANT TO BE YOU.
No, sometimes people are just dicks.
Hopefully the other stupid jock is just a cock who hates gays. THIS IS TRUER TO LIFE.
REASON 1 why I quite liked this kiss): it was pretty well-acted, with all the WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY? appropriateness. But then the ‘oh, I’m a sad football player’ sadness.
AND 2) I really like that Kurt pushed him away. Because I thought we might have a Maxxie-from-Skins-esque “oh fuck it” moment, but there was actually WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! And I’m assuming- we’re all assuming, unless narrator guy is going to let us know next time in ‘what you missed’- that this is Kurt’s first gay kiss. So no, I don’t think I’d have wanted it like that, in those circumstances. Though to be the fantasy of someone who doesn’t want to want you, GOOD TIMES. GOOD LUSTY TIMES.
“And Tina.”
WELL SHE DID KISS A GIRL, AND LIKE IT.
Aw, Quinn. Your eyes of shock are even huger than usual.
OH, MY PUCK!
This is the Puck I love. Wounded-little-boy!Puck. The Puck that was abandoned and unloved.
I like to compare Puck to River Phoenix in Stand By Me; he’s bad arse. And yeah, he did take that lunch money. But he gave it back.
So when he’s all “None of you care about me”, I really felt it.
This is why my Puck/Quinn work so well; because omg, two people unloved in entirely different ways who reacted in completely opposite ways who found the one person to love them back was the one person who would hate them to.
SEE, GLEE. LET ME WRITE FOR YOU.
Just their parts.
JUST THEIRS.
But then I wanted him to do a Sue and be like “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH” and Figgins to say NOT THE CHILDREN.
BLAINE AND KURT-- STOP!INTERVENTION TIME.
Or Gaytervention time.
Uh, I’ll come up with a better name later.
Aw. I do like this guy’s acting. As scared chubby man-child. CUTE.
BUT BLAINE IS ON MY SCREEN. WITH HIS CHIN.
ERM, YOU WERE KISSED BY MY GIRL BRITT. I KNOW YOU THINK IT DIDN’T COUNT, BUT IT DID. YOU’RE LIKE KISSING A BABY. SHE TOLD YOU THAT. DID THAT MEAN NOTHING?!
Aw, BEAST. Don’t make me love you. I was really indifferent to you up until this episode.
But you’re so lovely.
I also like that they made her ‘not gay’-- just because it’d be easy to. STEREOTYPES, STEREOTYPES.
Never Been Kissed. Aw, you need to befriend lovely Emma.
Ugh. Will, you nauseate me.
When he said ‘inside’-- I could have sworn he was going to end it there. AND I WAS LIKE BWAH. RUDE.
Will, do you honestly think you’re so special that a random kiss from you would make her life?
I mean it might. But the writers have done a really shit job at feminism if it does.
Oh, Puck, we all saw through your outer-shell of bravado. WE SAW.
BUT BEST HANDSHAKE EVER.
Kind of weird to have a framed picture of him.
A picture’s fine.
FRAMED?? NOT COOL.
Aw, I like that things don’t change. But that when he does it, he knows why, and Kurt knows why. And the bloody nose will heal.
BUT NOW I FEEL THE URGE TO WRITE SLASH. Argh, IN MANY PAIRINGS.
“Like a chocolate turtle.”
“Totally, you’re nougaty.”
UNF. BROMANCE.
I also really want Puck to seduce her.
I am so sick.
OH LAST MASH-UP.
I LOVE IT.
The show does mash-ups so well.
It’s weird, I like to listen to the boys more, but the girls has leather-- so you know, they win.
AND SAM SINGING TO QUINN JUST MADE ME SO HAPPY. JUST BECAUSE SHE WAS GIGGLING. UNF. GIGGLING.
AND OMG RACHEL’S FACEPALM WAS MAYBE THE MOST ADORABLE MOMENT OF RACHEL’S EVER. Argh. The show are doing a good job of making me just accept Finchel. No, I will not actively ship them. ST. BERRY FOR LIFE. But I will adore their cuteness and height difference.
I’ll tell you what I’ve missed the most though: FINN’S BAD DANCING. AND IT WAS IN ABUNDANCE.
If New Directions win, FIX. J’ACCUSE.
Not with Blaine-AKA-my-Jesse-fix-while-he’s-not-about as their competition.
The thing is, I like how perfect he looks. Like Jesse. There’s something coiffed about him.
He’s like a nicer Jesse St. James. Now this does not mean I love him more, quite the contrary. I love Jesse St. James for being such a magnificent bastard.
I consider my case RESTED.