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[clockworkclaws]

I CAUGHT PENIS HEAD PALKIA. I named it Pookie.

God that thing is an ugly mother fucker. Seriously. Could it be ANY uglier.

Comments

[fenrisulfr]

If you tie its feet to a pair of rocking chair rockers, you could use it to hammer in nails. :D

*delirious from about 8 different medicines*

[hazardousexodus]

"I AM THE CREATOR OF SPACE. MY NAME IS... POOKIE"

[leafing]

As a giant penis-head, can it have spectacular Pokesex?

This is a very important question.

[clockworkclaws]

The other pokemonz get in line to be fucked by Pookie, dick-faced creator of the universe.

[leafing]

Hot.

I mean fascinating.

[cynthewise]

I don't really think it's that bad. Just looks like an artsy robot.

[scamps]

Palkia Sux, Dialga FTW, It has no penis head, at it's a TIME LORD...TIME LORD, GET THE DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE YES!?!?.

Also Dialga Has a pointy butt, so therefor Palkia cannot spring surprise buttsex with it's gigantic penis of a head.

[clockworkclaws]

PALKIA CAN SO IF HE GOES IT AT A DIFFERENT ANGLE by opening up a rift in SPACE

[feralsplice]

yup...but it wont work...its a trap! hence why dialga is on all fours.

[mr_cullen]

IT IS A GIANT VAGINA IN SPACE TIME/DIMENSION THINGIE FOR HIS PENIS HEAD TO FIT THROUGH!