AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.
[Awesome Thing] has not yet arrived at [Awesome Place Where Awesome Things Are Kept]. If [Awesome Thing] arrives there by 3 p.m. today I can still be delivered [Awesome] today. Purveyor of [Things Awesome] will call me as soon as [Conveyor of Things Awesome] arrives.
AUGH.