Perusing the Shin-Ra Clearing House Catalogue

Dec 17, 2005 16:09

Bolt 3 in a can? Handy!

Sprint Shoes? They don't looks very Sprinty. They represent everything that is opposite to Sprinty.

When you're thinking about the pinnacle of melee combat, of course a club with lots of nails hammered into it immediately comes to mind. (It's interesting that they're promoting an alternate model, though.)

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shotgun_turk December 17 2005, 03:20:32 UTC
The Sprint Shoes work, trust me.

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midgar_bloom December 17 2005, 03:39:44 UTC
...How? They look like they'd fall off if you tried to run in them.

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shotgun_turk December 17 2005, 03:45:01 UTC
They slip on around your heel, and the fit's actually rather snug. I have a pair somewhere.

You see, Shinra's enchanted it through a series of secret processes, and it doubles your speed. I don't know how it works, you may as well ask how you can fit an Ice spell in a grenade.

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midgar_bloom December 17 2005, 03:55:34 UTC
*eyes wide* ...You can?

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gongaga_boy December 17 2005, 03:38:15 UTC
I think I like the first model of the nailbat. It looks more effective.

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clod_strife December 17 2005, 04:17:46 UTC
What, the lots of little nails, as opposed to the one big pointy nail?

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gongaga_boy December 17 2005, 04:22:20 UTC
Exactly. No matter how you hit someone, you're guaranteed to inflict stabbity pain.

The big pointy one looks like if they moved at the last minute or something and you got the angle of attack wrong, the nail might turn into a lever and crack your bat in half.

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clod_strife December 17 2005, 04:25:19 UTC
That sounds like potentially nasty hazard.

We should write them a memo!

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the_brat_sister December 17 2005, 03:50:03 UTC
Maybe that last one comes pre-superglued? Slap it on their face and run?

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shotgun_turk December 17 2005, 03:51:41 UTC
I can show you how it works. *Nastygrin!*

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the_brat_sister December 17 2005, 03:55:36 UTC
Does that mean I get to keep this phone, then?

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shotgun_turk December 17 2005, 04:00:53 UTC
No! No, I'll take that.

*Brightsmile!*

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