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There is a stall set up in the Nexus, not unlike a lemonade stand. It is very much so a lemonade stand in fact, but no lemons have Cloud and Zax who are positioned behind it on this day.
Zax, the embodiment of entrepreneurial spirit of the pair, calls out their sales-pitch. "Ladies, gentlemen, and other entities of the Nexus! We have a real bargain for you today, a one-of-a-kind item you are guaranteed never to find again!"
"...Not without great risk to life & limb, anyway..." Cloud interjects helpfully.
"Obtained through stealth and cunning, and with great personal sacrifice..."
"... the details of which we shall never breathe..."
"...and available to you now at low, low prices... A limited edition photo collection of General Sephiroth, as you've never seen him!"
The photos all show Sephiroth, in an apparent state of unconsciousness, hair dyed bright pink.
A price list displays a range of choices.
Wallet size 10 gil/ea or 30/3
8x10 Glossy/Matte (pls specify kthx) 50 gil/ea or 150/3
Album or digital collection 200 gil
"Limited time only! Get them before they (and we) are all gone!"
"We are reasonably sure the General won't show up to dismember us and destroy our stock, so take all the time you want to peruse our great selection!"
"Gil and other currencies accepted at current exchange rates. No out of town cheques."
"Oh, and on an unrelated note, can anyone tell me if they've seen that_somebody around lately?" Zax holds up a pouch that clinks. "I've got something to give him."
(( X- posted for lulz & profit))
Zax, the embodiment of entrepreneurial spirit of the pair, calls out their sales-pitch. "Ladies, gentlemen, and other entities of the Nexus! We have a real bargain for you today, a one-of-a-kind item you are guaranteed never to find again!"
"...Not without great risk to life & limb, anyway..." Cloud interjects helpfully.
"Obtained through stealth and cunning, and with great personal sacrifice..."
"... the details of which we shall never breathe..."
"...and available to you now at low, low prices... A limited edition photo collection of General Sephiroth, as you've never seen him!"
The photos all show Sephiroth, in an apparent state of unconsciousness, hair dyed bright pink.
A price list displays a range of choices.
Wallet size 10 gil/ea or 30/3
8x10 Glossy/Matte (pls specify kthx) 50 gil/ea or 150/3
Album or digital collection 200 gil
"Limited time only! Get them before they (and we) are all gone!"
"We are reasonably sure the General won't show up to dismember us and destroy our stock, so take all the time you want to peruse our great selection!"
"Gil and other currencies accepted at current exchange rates. No out of town cheques."
"Oh, and on an unrelated note, can anyone tell me if they've seen that_somebody around lately?" Zax holds up a pouch that clinks. "I've got something to give him."
(( X- posted for lulz & profit))