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[givingmyall]

Today someone gave me a pamphet explaining how sex is good for your health.

Should I be doing that for health's sake? No one ever told me it was good for you! Chastity only told me it's sign of low morals and I should wait until I'm married.

So how do I go about doing this? Is there proper etiquette or do I just walk up to someone and ask?

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[_opensesame_]

Don't believe I've met you before. I'm Peter, nice to meet you.

Sex for health? To my knowledge, it does the trick. It's definitely worth it anyway, the results are visible in two months tops, and you have fun on the way there! And don't worry about Chastity. She's too prissy for words, and waiting until marriage is so last millennium.

Well, here's where the hypocrisy lies. Most guys will probably say that all you need to do is ask, but if you do, they are usually scared witless and backs off. So in most cases you should try to be gentle, but if your subject is completely oblivious, you'll have to be blunt.

[givingmyall]

I think there are a lot of guys here who would say yes if I asked them but Bacchaus is a little... Rowdy?

[_opensesame_]

Even though I probably shouldn't know, curiosity is threatening to eat me alive here: Are you attempting to get Bacchaus in the sack?

[givingmyall]

OH GOD NO.

[sexual_alchemy]

If you're not ready for sex, Charity, masturbation gives the same benefits.

[eyes_forward]

Unless it's sex with me. Which she obviously won't be having. I mean, laughter is good for you as well, and you seemed particularly amused when I started singing "I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts."

[sexual_alchemy]

She'd better not be having it with you. Catfights aren't my forte.

And, well, of course I was amused. "Dee dedledee dee" is a great sexual euphemism.