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[cloneofarc]

Somebody ate the marshmallows out of the Count Chocula box. I know who you are--your punishment is coming. If however you end up finding this journal entry you can replace the marshmallows and I'll let it slide. They only release that cereal once a year. Off-season you have a better chance of finding a winning lottery ticket than a box of Count

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[1londoncalling]

Vintage cereal? That sounds... positively awful. I havent had a bowl of Count Chocula in years, since we've become a Kap'n Krump household. I appreciate your enthusiasm.. I would destroy any man woman or child that had the stones to take the marshmallows out of my cereal.

You Are Indie Rock

[cloneofarc]

Well they sell old food on Ebay. I guess nostalgia drives people to buy it. They have Crystal Pepsi. That stuff can't be too good. It's almost two decades old.

What's Kap'n Krump and why does it sound disgusting?

[1londoncalling]

If I wanted to destroy the lining of my stomach, I'm sure I'd find other ways to do so, thank you very much.

You're not familiar with Kap'n Krump? Next you'll tell me you dont know who that overexposed Taqu'il is.

[cloneofarc]

That's what the fast food industry is for.

Well I know who he is. He won the election. I watch the news. Sometimes.