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[clonezart]

[Good morning! On your feed today is an angry clone musician thingy.]

Is not one concerned with the amount of humans infesting this place? I can't look anywhere without one of them crawling up my sleeve! Is there no end to them? Are there no clones whatsoever, excepting myself? Is there anybody here who is not human?

[Bawwwww. Feels like Shiro.

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[clonezart]

[SAVE MEEEEEEEEE]

"We"? Then I'm not alone! What a relief that is. Whose clone are you? Your face isn't familiar. A graduate, perhaps? In any case, we're nothing like those nobodies.

[clonezart]

Isn't it obvious? They're useless! Surely you understand that. We're both clones, after all.

[gesangvoll]

I thought we've been over this before. I am not human. Admittedly, though, I hardly see what your issue with them might be.

[clonezart]

You mentioned before that you are both a human and a country. Which is it?

[gesangvoll]

I am a country. I have a human name, yes, but that is for day-to-day situations such as heading out and enjoying what Vienna or other places have to offer. That does not make me human, however.

[clonezart]

Why bother having a human identity at all? You're above it!

[rainbowpalette]

I'm not a human.

[clonezart]

[Yes, but you clearly do not look like a clone either. Don't take this the wrong way, he's just...Clone Mozart.]

What on Earth are you!?

[rainbowpalette]

[She's not a clone; nor is she easily offended.]

I'm a troll. I come from the planet Alternia.

[looking at him more closely]

You say you're not human, but you look awfully human to me.

[clonezart]

A troll? [He laughs a little.] Oh, you're something out of a book! Somarium brings such things as well.

You can tell? I'm a clone.

[vvideo]

[forevveraglub]

[Hello clone musician thingy, have a troll paradox clone.]

I'm sure you can see plain as fuckin' day, I'm not a human. But I can understand your distress ower these pathetic wastes a flesh.

[vvideo] FINE I WILL DO YOUR FANCY DOUBLE VS

[clonezart]

[THERE ARE NO WORDS. What are you, dude? But he's trying to stay composed since whatever it is seems to be in agreement with you.]

That may be but... What are you exactly?

[vvideo] DAMN RIGHT YOU BETTER! FOLLOWW THE HIGHBLOOD

[forevveraglub]

[Raising of his eyebrow.]

I'm a fuckin' troll.

[vvideo] MOZART IS THE HIGHBLOOD OF HUMANS OR SOMETHING

[clonezart]

[His staring may or may not be rude.]

Another one? You trolls all look the same, don't you? Are you acquainted with the other troll?

[video] because I feel like being lulzy

[27hyperdyingwil]

[there is a small orange lion-like creature pawing at the dreamberry. He appears to be wearing a visor and his mane is made out of flames. He seems confused by the device.]

Gao Gao?

[video] lolol what

[clonezart]

[Clonezart was expecting the non humans of the anthropomorphic kind, not the...strange creatures that are not at all resembling human kind.]

What is this!?

[video] He's my character's pet! <3

[27hyperdyingwil]

[as the lion cub tries to get through the phone you can hear someone calling in the background] Natsu?! Natsu where did you go!? [the lion looks away from the screen and calls out.]

Gao! Gaaaooo!

[nothing seems to happen for a moment and then a boy appears in the camera view.] Natsu! There you are. Huh? why is the berry thing on? Natsu where you making friends? [he picks up the lion and sits down on the bed, looking into the dreamberry curiously. Clearly he didn't see your video at all.]

Ah, Hello there. I apologize if Natsu was bothering you. He must have been playing with the berrything and turned it on somehow.

[video] Ohhh, okay! 8D

[clonezart]

How bothersome! Keep better watch of your animals. Moreover, it's called the Dreamberry, not the berrything! Honestly. [Sigh. At least he's relieved that the owner isn't the...lion thing.]