a shout out to everyone who sags their pants

Apr 28, 2006 20:28

so i really had no idea how talented everyone who sags their pants actually is. the simple fact that you don't fall over every time you take a step is a tribute to your skills, skills that i, apparently, lack. so all that was quite enjoyable, as i proceeded to go asphalt diving, taking out significant quantities of my hip and my shoulder (which ( Read more... )

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a_flying_banana April 29 2006, 07:37:25 UTC
you arent over it, and you cannot qualify as over it at least until you stop bitching us out in caps on your livejournal. im sorry it was a miscommunication, and im sorry it didnt work out, but honestly, you need to move on.

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deadforkinglast April 29 2006, 07:56:27 UTC
ummmmm....Lay off him. If I lost my wallet, I would be ready to FUCKING KILL ANYONE WHO FUCKING CROSSED MY MOTHERFUCKING PATH.

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closet_parisian April 29 2006, 14:48:55 UTC
thank you max

and i don't think you got the purpose of the caps. they were to emphasize the part of the sentence that said i was over it. (though frankly, at the time i wrote this post, i was still pretty damn bummin and everything, who really could blame me, so while you may be right that i was not over it at the time i wrote that part of the post, i can definitely say i'm over it now, and most likely that i was over it by the time i was saying my rant was over for the second time and that it was cathartic and all and i thought i'd go eat something. see, even just a sentence after the caps i was saying you all deserved to win, and congratulating you. would someone who wasn't over it be doing that? i think not!)

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closet_parisian April 29 2006, 15:13:11 UTC
and by "you" in "i don't think you got the purpose of the caps" i meant the one above you, not you man, you rock.

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your horrible injuries anonymous April 30 2006, 01:03:55 UTC
let me tell you JoshL and you know who me is that you fucking swore complained and whined the entire fucking time until you got out of the car like you were in heat and proclaimed you were quitting. YOU EVEN WANTED TO GO TO THE FUCKING EMERGENCY ROOM, FOR A FUCKING SCRAPE. I REPEAT: SUCK IT UP.

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Re: your horrible injuries closet_parisian April 30 2006, 05:28:39 UTC
why do you post anonymously?

that aside, while i may have complained, i didn't swear. thirdly, the emergency room thing was because i was bleeding on your clothing and possibly your car and thought you might like it if the blood went on gauze instead of your AE polo or your heatable seats.

while the emergency room may not have been the best idea, i was justifiably less than happy, and the emergency meant i would at least encounter an empathetic person who would have given a damn.

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theeponymousone April 30 2006, 09:37:41 UTC
Dudes, all of you, chill. We're past it.

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theeponymousone April 30 2006, 22:33:31 UTC
What can i say to this? Frankly, i can see how you might be annoyed. At the same time you were a total JoyKill. Abrasions suck, then you heal.

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closet_parisian April 30 2006, 22:38:59 UTC
annnnnnnnnnd.....scene (i.e. i'm fine with dropping it and moving on if everyone else is...frankly even if everyone else isn't, as well)

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closet_parisian April 30 2006, 23:15:14 UTC
Good of you. Oh, and you have a subject-verb disagreement in your first sentence.

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