I only got 10 minutes to put up about 20 minutes otherwise I have to kill myself. So here it goes.
Just a sample of what there is to come...
Yeah, hook in a face followed by a knife in your mouth. Sounds like a fetish.
Here comes your knife, you metal-rod loving mutant of erotic pleasures.
Awwwww. Can you feel the love?
The aftermath! The aftermath! Oh how tragicly things have turned out! There needs to be something written about it, and it would definately have to be titled, "Don't Knife Your Lover." (Ignore the fact that he's holding a tmp, small details such as that mean nothing).
"There's a fire."
"Oh."
Nitro knife meets face: new reality show.
And this could be the sequel:
Guest staring Pete has meat handle, knife clobbler-blood releasing g-unit
"Savvy? It's pretty far up there."
"Is that the only word you can say?"
"Yeah."