I like to unload bullets in a People Magazine.

[closure]

Someone, who knew I kept a plethora of firearms out in the open, once asked me if I worried about my cats being a danger. I gave the only appropriate response I could think of

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[gnomemobile]

I am still befuddled by this gun thing. But, it doesn't matter what I think considering I am just some dumb, terribly dumb broad.

You're probably going to die soon now that you've put your will here on the internet. You probably don't care.

I prefer not wearing anything in hot weather. Unfortunately I have to be clothed some of the time, but I'm a girl so I can wear sun dresses or other items that people find to be "cute," even though I'm not going for cute so much as I'm going for not sweating to death.

I'm sorry your knees are wrecked.